Full On Crack

Special #7 Crack Vines/Memes #2

Just wanted to say sorry for being dead
Still working on this story
Just being a fandom jumper
So y'all know how that is lol
Thank you all for the 3.75k reads
And to everyone that is following me and supports this story it means so much to me 💕
Anywhore,
Here's some crack memes with our lovely
part 5 babs ✨
Enjoy uwu

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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Y/n: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Mista: ...I did. I broke it.
Y/n: No. No you didn't. Giorno ?
Giorno : Don't look at me. Look at Narancia.
Narancia: What?! I didn't break it.
Giorno : Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Narancia: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Giorno : Suspicious.
Narancia: No, it's not!
Bruno : If it matters, probably not, but Abbacchio was the last one to use it.
Abbacchio: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Bruno : Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Abbacchio: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Bruno !
Mista: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Y/n.
Y/n: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Bruno : Y/n... Giorno 's been awfully quiet.
Giorno : rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Y/n, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Y/n: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Y/n:
Y/n: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*
Y/n: Thanks fam!
Mista: oh no
Giorno : *cries* I love you too
Narancia: Sounds fake but okay
Bruno : *A flustered mess*
Abbacchio: can i get a refund

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Y/n: Time for plan G.
Mista: Don't you mean plan B?
Y/n: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Giorno : What about plan D?
Y/n: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Narancia: What about plan E?
Y/n: I'm hoping not to use it. Giorno dies in plan E.
Abbacchio: I like plan E.

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Y/n: Rules are made to be broken.
Mista: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Giorno : Uh, piñatas.
Narancia: Glow sticks.
Bruno : Karate boards.
Abbacchio: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Y/n: Rules.
Mista:

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Y/n: Just be yourself.
Mista: 'Be myself'? Y/n, I have one day to win Giorno over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Narancia: Couple weeks.
Bruno : Six months.
Abbacchio: Jury's still out.
Mista: See, Y/n?
Mista: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

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Y/n: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Mista: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Giorno : I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Narancia: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Bruno : I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Abbacchio:
Abbacchio: I have emotional scars.

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Y/n: Croissants: dropped
Mista: Road: works ahead
Giorno : BBQ sauce: on my titties
Narancia: Shavacado: fre
Trish : Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Abbacchio:
Abbacchio, grumpy: I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.