Kudos to briellexmalfoy for this headcanon, I hope me posting this is okay with you!
James Potter for sure knew every. single. disney. song. to ever exist.
And we wasn't ashamed of it either. No, he took no shame in bursting into offbeat song at odd hours.
Oh, and he loved Tale as Old as Time.
"Potter! We're about to take NEWTS, why the ruddy hell are you singing Under the Sea?"
"Oi, shut up for a second so I can read."
*singing intensifies* "A WHOLE NEW WORLDDDDDDDDD!"
"Lily, I lava youuuuuuu."
"D-did you just use a Disney song to say 'I love you?'"
"Sure did, now aren't you going to say it back?"
"Fuck you, bastard."
"Now I'm on the brink of extinctionnnn!"
"Omg Lily! We have to play Tale as Old as Time at our wedding! Please please please!"
"Really, James?" *eye rolling that Hermione Granger would be proud of*
"Pleaseeeee!"
"I don't think so."
"Tale as old as time...."
"NO, JAMES, STOP TRYING TO DANCE WITH ME!"
"True as it can beeeee..."
"POTTER, I SWEAR TO MERLIN-"
"Barely even friends..."
"I AM GOING TO CRUCIFY YOUR SORRY EXCUSE FOR AN ASS IF YOU DON'T STOP."
"Then somebody bends..."
"PUT ME DOWN, YOU BLOODY SON OF A BITCH!"
"Unexpectedly...."
"FINE, WE CAN PLAY IT, JUST SHUT UP, YOU USELESS SHIT!"
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Some Siriusly Obvious (or not) Harry Potter Headcanons
FanfictionWhere I write some thoughts, theories, headcanons, and oneshots all about the Wizarding World. Started 8/13/20 Does include profanity
