When James Potter started getting gray hairs in his early forties, he turned into an annoying, loud, whiny, little shit. He was annoyed that he had a fuck ton of gray hair, yet Lily's hair was still the same vibrant shade of red as it was 20 years ago.
According to James, "Lily should start getting gray hair fist because she's oLdeR and for James to have gray hair first wasn't lOgiCaL". He continued to complain when Lily's hair never started turning gray and called that phenomenon "redhead magic".
Harry, Sirius and Lily just made fun of James for being old, but when Sirius's hair started graying, James made sure to tease the shit out of him because of "kArMa".
Finally, when Harry grew old and started getting gray hair, he and James looked like twins and they both teased each other for being old men while they jokingly made fun of Lily for having wrinkles.
Of course, because of a little bitch named Tom fucking Riddle, none of this shit could've ever happened, but we're going to pretend that the world wasn't destroyed on 10/31/81. Sorry I'm not sorry for bringing that up.
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Some Siriusly Obvious (or not) Harry Potter Headcanons
FanfictionWhere I write some thoughts, theories, headcanons, and oneshots all about the Wizarding World. Started 8/13/20 Does include profanity
