Some Siriusly Obvious (or not) Harry Potter Headcanons

Drunk Jily

James and Lily getting drunk and trying to sing:

James: HEY KIDS!

Lily: SPELLING IS FUN!

James: GIRL THERE AIN'T NO I IN TEAM

Lily: BUT YOU KNOW THERE IS A ME

James: STRIKE THE BAND UP ONE TWO THREE

Lily: I PROMISE THAT YOU'LL NEVER FIND ANOTHER LIKE ME

James: GIRL THERE AIN'T NO I IN TEAM

Lily: BUT YOU KNOW THERE IS A ME

James: AND YOU CAN'T SPELL AWESOME WITHOUT ME

Lily: *mutters* arrogant toerag

James: Oh, shut up, Evans.

Lily: That's Potter

James: AND I PROMISE THAT NOBODY'S GOING TO LOVE YOU LIKE MEEEEEEEE

Lily and James: *continue drunkenly singing but messing up the lyrics*

Harry: *facepalm*

If you didn't know, the song above is Me by Taylor Swift. I actually had to pull up the lyrics for this one 😂😂