How Harry and Voldemort's last duel should have gone.
Voldemort: Any last words, Potter?
Harry: Yeah, fuck you, Tim Roddle!
V: You dare-? It's not Tim Roddle! It's Tom Riddle! And it's not Tom Riddle! It's Vol-de-mort, goddammit!
H: Don't you mean Moldy-wart?
V: How dare you? *Shrieks and dies of rage*
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Some Siriusly Obvious (or not) Harry Potter Headcanons
FanfictionWhere I write some thoughts, theories, headcanons, and oneshots all about the Wizarding World. Started 8/13/20 Does include profanity
