How to Vex the Heroes of Olympus

How to Annoy Calypso

1. Loudly proclaim how awesome it is to be free

2. Go to Ogygia and loudly say 'What's this dump?'

3. Set fire to her Garden

4. Refer to Atlas as 'that crackhead'

5. Proclaim that as bad as Atlas is, there's nothing worse than being the daughter of someone like that.

6. Ask her if she happens to know the poor scumbag who is Atlas' daughter.

7. Loudly revel in how just and merciful the Olympians are.

8. Soak all of her clothes in Cillit Bang.

9. Loudly compare her to the Calypso from Pirates of the Caribbean.

10. Shave and polish her head.