How to Vex the Heroes of Olympus

How to Annoy Phorcys

1. Call him Porky

2. Feed him to the Skolopendra

3. Tell him that he has no theatrics

4. Take out a bottle of Gatorade and proclaim that 'water sucks'

5. Punch him in the belly

6. Ask him about Gaia and the Giants

7. Refer to him as 'that old guy'

8. Smash his disco ball

9. Whack him with his claw

10. Wait until he's sleeping, and then let a wild pig loose in his room