How to Vex the Heroes of Olympus

How to Annoy Leo Valdez

1. Say, hey! You haven't seen any bronze dragonheads around here, right?

2. Dye his hair pink.

3. Give him a bar of soap for Christmas.

4. Set him up on a blind date with Khione.

5. Kick him in the nuts.

6. Whenever he tries to speak, repeatedly beat his head in with a giant teddy bear.

7. Dress up as King Midas and laugh maniacally whenever he's around.

8. Call him Sammy.

9. Feed him to the Skolopendra.

10. Put Greek Fire in his tea.