How to Vex the Heroes of Olympus

How to Annoy Ares

1. Buy him a t-shirt that says 'Down with War'.

2. Sign him up for the Pacifism Club.

3. Take his weapons.

4. Paint them bright pink.

5. Break Clarisse's spear, Maimer.

6. Insult Phobos.

7. Insult Deimos.

8. Steal his chariot.

9. Point out that Aphrodite is married to Hephaestus.

10. Stab him in the foot.