1. Offer him flavoured water.
2. Steal his trident.
3. Hit him with it.
4. Loudly state that being God of the Sea is a lame power.
5. Blatantly compare him to Zeus.
7. Blatantly compare him to Athena.
8. Offer him pizza with olives on it.
9. Offer him sparkling water.
10. Claim that it, along with flavoured water, is better than regular water.
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How to Vex the Heroes of Olympus
HumorThe best way to annoy each and every one of the Heroes of Olympus