How to Vex the Heroes of Olympus

How to Annoy Coach Hedge

1. Eat goat meat whenever he's around

2. Steal his bat

3. Hit him with it

4. Loudly shout 'The cow goes moo!'

5. Buy him a t-shirt that says 'I'm a pacifist' 

6. Trim his horns

7. Superglue a blonde wig to his head

8. Push him off the edge of the Argo II. 

9. Baa loudly when he approaches

10. Throw him off the edge of the Grand Canyon.