How to Vex the Heroes of Olympus

How to Annoy Jason Grace

1. Loudly and blatantly compare him to Percy.

2. Staple his mouth shut.

3. Flood his cabin with seawater.

4. Hit him with golf club.

5. Loudly tell blonde jokes whenever he's around.

6. Take his lunch money.

7. Break into his cabin and draw smiley faces all over the walls.

8. Shoot him with a fart arrow. 

9. Take his dad's lightning bolt and electrocute him with it.

10. Push him into Tartarus with Percy.