How to Vex the Heroes of Olympus

How to Annoy Bacchus

1. Call him Dionysus

2. Crack the 'Bacchus/Forwardus' joke

3. Take his thrysus

4. Yep, you guessed it - whack him with it

5. Drink all his Diet Pepsi's and replace wthem with 7UP

6. When he confronts you about it, claim that 7UP is better than Pepsi - it's crisp and clean, with no caffeine

7. Make retarded dolphin noises while he's around

8. Run at him, flapping your arms and shrieking

9. Follow him around a convenience store, spraying everything he touches with disinfectant

10. Steal the master bolt, dress up as Zeus and jump out of the closet everytime he approaches, zapping him with the bolt