1. Paint everything in Cabin Three bright pink.
2. Loudly sing 'You are my Sunshine' while he tries to sleep
3. Dress up as Chrysaor and follow him around.
4. Headbutt him.
5. Sign him up for ballet lessons.
6. Superglue him to the door of Cabin Five.
7. Whenever he's around, sniff, and say, 'Something smells like Smelly Gabe.'
8. Switch Riptide with an ordinary ballpoint pen, then say Clarisse did it.
9. Whenever he attempts to talk to you, repeatedly scream 'TORO! TORO!'
10. Put a grenade in his pillowcase.
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How to Vex the Heroes of Olympus
HumorThe best way to annoy each and every one of the Heroes of Olympus
