How to Vex the Heroes of Olympus

How to Annoy Frank Zhang

1. Borrow his firewood to roast your bacon.

2. Put steroids in his drink.

3. When you see him, say 'Who's a good baby? Yes, you are! Yes, you are?'

4. Set him on fire.

5. Dress up as Hannibal and scream--YOU GAVE ME INDIGESTION!!

6. Call him Fai-Fai.

7. Call him Fwank.

8. Buy him ice cream.

9. Follow him around, spraying everything he touches with disinfectant.

10. Electrocute him.