How to Vex the Heroes of Olympus

How to Annoy Zeus

1. Steal his bolt

2. Zap him with it

3. Loudly state that Poseidon is the most powerful god and that he should be the King of Olympus. 

4. Loudly state that Hades is the most powerful god and that he should be King of Olympus. 

5. Loudly state that anyone apart from him is the most powerful god and he should be King of Olympus. 

6. Give him iced tea and spit in it. 

7. Tie his shoelaces together. 

8. Shave his beard. 

9. Dye his hair white. 

10. Punch him in the face.