Author: Well, shiet. Where are y'all coming from? I hope my writing isn't too sucky, I'm just kinda doing this for fun, but I'm running out of ideas.
Y/N: WRITE A LEMON!
Author: Fuck you!
Y/N: You know you want too!
Author: Heck.
Y/N: Are you gonna write a lemon?
Author: Who would it be between, you're waiting till marriage!
Y/N: Okay now I'm seeing the issue.
Author: Plus, im not comfortable writing that shit yet, especially if my mom wants to read my book. Do you know how embarrassing that'd be!
Loona: Not as embarrassing as your parents catching you jacking off.
Y/N: Yeah, I still have the bruises.
Author: I'm lucky enough for that to have not happened to me yet, but that's ..... what do you mean you still have the bruises?
Y/N: I'm not legally required to to answer any questions.
Author: Well I know what he's talking about but y'all figure it out later.
Loona: HEY ASSHOLE!
Author: Well I'm gonna end this part before Loona kicks my ass!
Loona: TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BOYFRIEND!
Author: No!
Y/N: You better tell her author, she will kill you.
Author: I doubt it.
Loona:
Author: AHHHH! BUH BYE EVERYONE IM LEAVING!
Y/N: LOONA DONT KILL THE AUTHOR WE NEED HIM ALIVE!
Chapter End.
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The kraut in hell (Loona x male reader)
FanfictionYou are a boy soldier in ww1, when you are struck by a sniper. It was late December, 1914. You are 17 (btw in this story Loona is 19), and when you get to hell, you meet the crew.
