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Akatsuki x Reader | Kissing Headcanons

Request: Akatsuki headcanons for how good they are at kissing or what they taste like?? thanks!

Warnings: Slightly NSFW, nothing too explicit

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◆ Tobi

◈ Honestly depends on whether or not you know about his true identity

◈ If you only know him as Tobi, he'll just lift his mask above his lips to kiss you, or only kiss you when you can't see his face

◈ Tobi would be sort of a shy kisser, coyly pecking your lips and then giggling like a schoolgirl for 10 minutes afterwards

◈ At some point you would get tired of how slow he was moving (intimacy-wise) and just grab his face in your hands and plant one on him, molding your lips with his as he sits there, frozen

◈ He would blush wildly and lose all of his composure, trying to reciprocate as he moves his lips clumsily against yours, in an inexperienced way that you can't decide between being awkward or endearing

◈ However

◈ If you know about Obito, kissing him will feel much different.

◈ There would still be the chaste kisses from Tobi, that would happen when you were in front of the other members

◈ Then when you were alone, he would take off his mask and pull you into him, his lips specifically

◈ He would be a better and more composed kisser than Tobi, but still not exactly suave

◈ Obito would probably get turned on really easily, being cooped up in a cave for so long, and having little to no interaction with females

◈ He's flushed and trying to hide his boner after you two make out for the first time

◈ Tobi's lips tastes sweet, like syrup

◆ Pain

◈ He would probably be hesitant about kissing you at first, not wanting to disrespect Yahiko's body

◈ It doesn't take too much convincing to get him to kiss you though, he can't resist those luscious lips of yours for long

◈ He would be a pretty modest kisser, only pecking you or giving you a short and sweet smooch

◈ Pain has to be pretty worked up to get into a makeout session with you, but it happens sometimes

◈ Maybe he's stressed when it happens, or he's just being needy for you

◈ He tastes like iron, since he doesn't eat much, and his lips are pierced

◆ Itachi

◈ Itachi is...baby

◈ Needy kisses

◈ Doesn't want to bother you but he is touch starved

◈ Wants your love, wants your kisses, and your touches, and just, ugh, you can't help but give him what he wants

◈ Always kisses you goodbye before he goes on a mission, Kisame calls him a sap

◈ Mainly chaste kisses, but things get hot here and there, normally when he hasn't seen you in awhile, poor baby has no emotional object permanence

◈ He tastes faintly sweet, like dango or tea

◆ Kisame

◈ ugh, daddy

◈ He has to lean down to kiss you, but he doesn't mind

◈ Thinks it's very cute when get on your tippy toes and wait for him to meet you halfway with a kiss

◈ Sometimes he'll just sweep you off your feet and smooch you

◈ Pecks, smooches, full on making out in the hallway? Who knows? Every kiss is different with Kisame

◈ He tastes minty, with a hint of sea salt

◆ Kakuzu

◈ Kissing is kind of rare with Kakuzu, he has better things to do

◈ He doesn't lean down to kiss you, he'll grab your chin and pull you up to his lips

◈ Lowkey loves it when you beg him to kiss you

◈ Will sometimes kiss you on the forehead when you're sleeping, and you will never find out

◈ Sometimes if he's stressed, he likes you to sit on his lap and just kiss him

◈ Has a bittersweet taste, like dark chocolate

◆ Sasori

◈ Let's pretend he's not made of wood, mk?

◈ Sasori doesn't really have the desire to kiss you, but that's just because he doesn't know what it feels like

◈ After your first kiss he will subtly demand you to do it more

◈ "Love, be a good girl and come give me a kiss."

◈ He's very inexperienced, but a fast learner

◈ Making out with him leaves you light-headed

◈ He tastes very subtly like raspberries

◆ Deidara

◈ Big horny, much kiss

◈ Loves to kiss you, and will do it when he feels like it

◈ Thinks he's smooth, and he lowkey is watchout

◈ His tongue game is...top-notch, there's no way it isn't

◈ Has no problem with PDA but Tobi's teasing is unbearable so he tries not to kiss you too hard in front of Tobi

◈ Deidara tastes faintly smokey, like a smoked steak, or the aftermath of a bonfire

◆ Hidan

◈ You have to be freaky to kiss this man, he eats blood

◈ That being said, he is a good kisser

◈ His lips make you feel some type of way

◈ Will shove his tongue down your throat, he gives no fucks

◈ He will make out with you anywhere, during a meeting, in front of kakuzu, over a dead body, you name it

◈ He tastes like iron and red meat

◆ Konan

◈ Please

◈ Konan is a little shy about kissing you at first, especially in front of others, but she gets used to it

◈ She will eventually become confident enough to just smooch you in front of everyone and you love it

◈ Pain does not approve

◈ Konan doesn't care

◈ She kisses you very sweetly, everything about it is gentle and soft

◈ She tastes like tea and dark chocolate, very yummy

◆ Zetsu

◈ White Zetsu doesn't know what kissing is oops

◈ Well he didn't know it had a name

◈ "Do you want a kiss, Zetsu?" "...A what? Yes."

◈ Cue A Whole New World from Aladdin

◈ Lowkey melts when you kiss him

◈ Zetsu's lips taste faintly like meat