Request: Akatsuki with a drunk s/o saying "I love you"
Warnings: Language, mentions of drinking and intoxication
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✤ Tobi
↬ You lost a drinking contest with Hidan, and Tobi was carrying you to your shared room, he wasn't being too loud because he knew you probably had a headache
↬ You were being extra affectionate, nuzzling into Tobi as he set you on the bed, muttering about how much you loved him
↬ Wait- how much you what
↬ Tobi did a double take
↬ "What did Y/N just say?"
↬ Once you repeat it he would be totally whipped, he'd kiss you right there and say it back
✤ Pain
↬ You'd had a pretty wild night and Pain was tucking you into bed, setting water on your bedside table and some painkillers in the drawer because he knew you'd need them in the morning, when-
↬ "I love you..Pain..."
↬ You what
↬ Pain is not ready for this he's not ready HE'S NOT READY-
↬ "I love you too, my goddess. Sleep well."
↬ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
✤ Itachi
↬ You were very drunk, and you were laying pretty much completely on Itachi as he read silently
↬ "I love you a lot Itachi.." You giggled, hardly conscious
↬ "I love you too, my dear." Itachi replied without missing a beat
↬ But then he had to a do double take
↬ Did you just..? Did he just..?
↬ What..?
✤ Kisame
↬ "I...love you, Kisa.." You muttered
↬ Kisame stopped in his tracks, looking down at your form in his arms
↬ After Kisame registered what you said, he smiled widely
↬ "Heh, I love you too, little shrimp."
↬ Grinning, Kisame continued to carry your drunk self to bed, thoroughly creeping out the other members with the dreamy look on his face
✤ Kakuzu
↬ Kakuzu sighed at your clearly drunk state, already knowing you'd complain endlessly about your hangover in the morning
↬ Sitting up slowly, you sluggishly made your way over to Kakuzu, and he was prepared for you to open your mouth and be annoying like you usually were when you got drunk
↬ Instead, you just leaned your head into his chest, and muttered something he might not have caught if he weren't a seasoned shinobi
↬ "I love you Kakuzu..."
↬ Kakuzu just grunted, despite the butterflies having a rave in his chest
↬ "You're intoxicated, Y/N."
↬ Kakuzu made sure you were completely asleep before he said it back
✤ Konan
↬ Konan had been tidying your shared room
↬ You were zoned out, laying on the bed as you watched her clean, and being drunk as you were, you just said the first thing that popped into your mind
↬ Konan stopped everything that she was doing when she heard those words
↬ "Darling...could you repeat that, please?"
↬ With a dopey smile you said it again, "I love you Konan, my paper p-princess."
↬ Konan blushed as she made her way to you and started to stroke your hair, "I...I love you too, sweetheart."
✤ Sasori
↬ Sasori was working on...something, you couldn't exactly make it out but you deemed it less important than you as you placed yourself onto his lap
↬ Sasori looked up at you, he could tell you were intoxicated and wondered what you were inevitably going to say
↬ Staring at him through hazy eyes, you eventually smiled and leaned into his chest
↬ "You're very pretty Sasori...I love you..."
↬ Sasori blinked as he considered the weight that your statement carried
↬ "Strange...I think...that the feeling is mutual."
✤ Deidara
↬ "D-Deidara...I love you..."
↬ Deidara.exe has stopped working
↬ You said it like a little kid that broke something and was going to get in trouble
↬ "I..er..."
↬ "DId you not hear me? I said I f-fucking love you!" You hiccuped, impatient with his lack of response
↬ "I-I love you too Y/N, un!"
✤ Hidan
↬ If you're drunk then Hidan's probably drunk too tbh
↬ You were probably coming back from something, getting ready to pass out when you look at him and just let it slip
↬ "I love you Hidan..."
↬ When you say it he'll sit there for about 10 seconds in just...total silence
↬ After he processes it, he'll be happy, and surprisingly unconflicted
↬ "Well, what the fuck? I think I love you too babe."
✤ Zetsu
↬ Zetsu has never been intoxicated before, so naturally, he has no idea what's going through your mind while you sit there, zoned out and seemingly content with just staring at him
↬ After a few minutes, Black Zetsu starts to get irritated
↬ "The hell are you staring for?"
↬ Blinking out of your stupor, you smiled at him
↬ "I love you...Zetsu."
↬ Black Zetsu is stunned, White Zetsu is blushing wildly, and they are both completely shocked
↬ "I-I- w-we- we feel the same..."
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