Akatsuki x Reader | Headcanons

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Request: May i request akatsuki babes react to their s/o accidentally throwing her bra onto their face? Like yk when u get home and the first thing u do is tear off that stupid boobie cage and toss it away? Yeah that happened except s/o didnt see them in the corner and her bra just happened to sky dive onto their face😂

Warnings: Language, slightly suggestive themes

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‹ Tobi

♣ Tobi just blue screens

♣ W-what? Why? What does this mean?

♣ He does not at all know how to handle the situation, he's so flustered

♣ Obito is even more confused than Tobi

♣ Is this some sort of cue? What is he supposed to do? How should he react?

‹ Pain

♣ He's kind of salty

♣ But he's mostly just acting annoyed to hide his withering blush

Your bra, the one that you wear on your boobs, has just made contact with his face

♣ How embarrassing

♣ For you or him? He can't even tell anymore

‹ Itachi

♣ Itachi will calmly remove the bra from his face, and accept your flustered apology

♣ You will never know just how much you have affected him with this action

♣ He has to literally calm himself down so that he can maintain a straight-faced conversation with you

♣ Once you go to do something or leave the room, Itachi will put a hand over his heart and dramatically sigh, as if he just dodged a bullet

‹ Kisame

Score

♣ Kisame doesn't mind in the least, in fact he's glad for the...distraction

♣ And he will voice that much

♣ And Kisame will laugh when he realizes it was unintentional

♣ He relishes in your flustered expression and teases you as you apologize

‹ Kakuzu

♣ Kakuzu will sit there, silently, with a bra on his head as he contemplates what to do

♣ You will be horrified once you realize what happened, apologizing and taking your bra off his face

♣ He might have been irritated at first, but the expression on your face makes him forgive you

♣ He won't admit it, but he likes the look of you blushing and apologizing, with your bra in hand

‹ Konan

♣ She will freeze, blushing as she waits for you to remove it

♣ Konan will quietly accept your apology, red-faced as she tries to get herself back in proper working order

♣ You might laugh at her shy expression, which will only make her blush harder

♣ Just hug her and say you didn't mean to, she won't be able to look you in the eyes for a week otherwise

‹ Sasori

♣ He is not amused

"Dearest, I am not your coat rack."

♣ Once you realize what happened and apologize, he'll smirk

♣ If you wanted him to give you more attention, you should have just said so

‹ Deidara

♣ You already know his inexperienced ass doesn't know what to do

♣ A-Ahaha funny joke babe please remove the underwear from my head now

♣ If you laugh at him he will die of embarrassment

♣ He is honestly more embarrassed than you are

‹ Hidan

"Aww, you shouldn't have babe. My birthday isn't for a few months."

♣ This clown

♣ He will be disappointed when you apologize for it

♣ Aw, you mean that wasn't an invitation?

‹ Zetsu

♣ W-What is this? Is it an act of affection?

♣ White Zetsu will blush furiously, Black Zetsu will resist but he's also flustered

♣ Black Zetsu might be irritated but he's also embarrassed so just take your bra off him and don't tease him and you're in the clear

♣ He might tease you if you blush and apologize, telling him you didn't mean to

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