Kisame and Kakuzu x Reader | Headcanons

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by goddess-of-green

by goddess-of-green

Request: Can I pretty please get Kisame and Kakuzu speaking to their fem akatsuki friend who discovered that her friends were fake and how to not let it get them down?

Warnings: Language, mentions of violence, comforting sharkboy and a begrudgingly consoling Kakuzu

↘ Kisame

☌ He is pissed

☌ You're fucking amazing, how dare someone lie to you and waste your time like that?

☌ He would be very inclined to murder whoever your "friends" were, but first he'd make sure that you were okay

☌ He's had his fair share of fake people too, and he knows how awful it feels to think someone is there for you only for them to disappear when you need them most

☌ He does damage control, helping you calm down if you were crying and reassuring you that you are a wonderful person and you are loved

☌ He will also try very hard to get the names of your "fake friends"

"I'm sorry, shrimp. Sometimes people will fuck you over in life. It sucks, but that's what you have us for, right? Heh." Kisame said, pulling you closer as you hiccuped.

"Say...what were their names again?" Kisame asked casually, but even through your foggy and upset mind you knew his intentions were less than good.

"L-Lay off idiot." You laughed in spite of yourself, not being able to stop the giggles bubbling up from Kisame's protective personality.

Kisame smirked as you giggled, glad that you didn't seem quite as upset as before.

↘ Kakuzu

☌ Kakuzu is very annoyed

☌ The only thing as valuable as money is time

☌ And your so called "friends" had wasted months and months of your time, lying to you and pretending that they cared when they didn't

☌ Kakuzu got even angrier when he stared at your unstable form, looking more depressed and vulnerable than he had ever seen you

☌ How dare they do this to her, he thought

☌ He will also want to know the identities of these...fake friends, but even if you don't tell him he will find them....and they'll regret how they treated you

"A-All I wanted...was some friends..." You muttered, looking down dejectedly, feeling unwanted.

With a long sigh, and biting down his pride, Kakuzu pulled you into his arms.

"Well, that's what you have me for, kid..." He muttered into your hair, wishing you would just cheer up already.

You gave a watery smile as Kakuzu tried to comfort you. It wasn't a lot, but you could tell he was trying. And that alone made you feel a little bit better.

"This is why you shouldn't socialize outside Akatsuki." Kakuzu huffed, more bothered by your tearful expression than he would ever admit.