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Akatsuki x Tall!Reader | Headcanons

Request: Akatsuki with a 2,05m (6'72 feet) girlfriend "3

Warnings: Slightly suggestive themes

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↓ Tobi

› Wow

› Tobi is by no means short but man do you make it look like he is

› He probably gets teased by the other members for having such a tall girlfriend, but he doesn't care

› He actually really loves your height, he thinks it makes you very unique and you wouldn't be the same without it

↓ Pain

› Pain doesn't...love it

› I mean come on, he's supposed to be a god, and his girlfriend is literally a foot taller than him

› It's kind of comical, actually

› He doesn't love you any less of course, but your height is a little...intimidating

↓ Itachi

› He thinks it's kind of funny how he hangs out with people who are so much bigger than him

› You and Kisame definitely get along

› He likes the uniqueness your height gives you, and it can be used as an intimidation tactic against others, even if you aren't good at fighting

› He has to get up on the tips of his toes to kiss you, which always humbles him

↓ Kisame

› Yes please

› He is amazed at how you tower over him, and here he thought there were no women over 5'5

› He likes to pick you up and spin you around despite your height, and it looks so funny to any onlookers

› He also likes to bury his face into your chest...I mean, it is easily accessible so he might as well take the opportunity

↓ Kakuzu

› Kakuzu is conflicted

› He thinks your height makes you look more proficient, but he also doesn't really like that you're taller than him

› Especially since he's literally been alive like so much longer than you

› He doesn't really mind all that much though, especially since you seem to put Hidan off, which is a plus

↓ Konan

› Y e s

› Konan is so flustered around you

› She already thinks you're amazing and perfect and beautiful, but add on that you're over a foot taller than her?? She is a mess

› Konan tries to remain composed, but she can't help but blush when you do the simplest things, like hugging her or holding her hand

↓ Sasori

› Yeak okay Sasori doesn't like it

› He is the shortest member of the Akatsuki by far, and you are only underlining that fact

› He literally looks so tiny next to you, it's laughable

› And Deidara has laughed about it on many occasions

› He gets irritated with it sometimes, but more with Deidara's immaturity than your actual height

↓ Deidara

› He is definitely intimidated

› Especially if you're the fiery type, but that doubles as a huge turn on for him so it's very...exciting

› If you're shyer and more sweet, he'll love it too, since you're not actually scary

› He probably gets teased as having a girlfriend that's more macho than him, but he'll just fire back that they wish they had a girlfriend as awesome as his

↓ Hidan

› Hidan honestly loves it

› At first it kind of hurt his manly ego, but he got used to the perks in no time

› He has a big tall girlfriend to be scary and kill people with him <3

› And if you don't want to hurt people with him, then he'll settle for having you as his "scary cheerleader", Hidan doesn't know the meaning of "Gentle Giant"

› He also loves hugging you and pressing his face into your chest, because he's about eye level with it

↓ Zetsu

› Zetsu thinks it's weird

› Well, Black Zetsu does, White Zetsu likes it

› Though Black Zetsu does think it makes you look stronger

› He'll totally blush if you use your height to your advantage, like leaning over him or putting your arms on top of his head

› And if you want to hug him? Good god, White Zetsu will blush furiously and Black Zetsu will be secretly flustered the whole time