Mekai
"Your head so big that underneath your passport photo it reads 'to be continued on page 2'," Melo roasted me.
"Oh it's like that? bet," I chuckled.
"Your head so big, when it rains your lanky ass body never gets wet," I smiled throwing up my middle finger.
"Yo ass so ugly that when your mom went into labor, the hospital staff went on strike," He laughed non stop at his joke.
"You seriously laughing at your own joke right now? You're so lame," I rolled my eyes.
"You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them," I added.
"Ha ha good one," He said sarcastically.
"Stop playing you know i'm cute, ask yo man about me, purrr," Melo rolled his eyes dramatically.
"stfu dude," I chuckled.
"Let's do something baby, lemme take you out."
"Where and what?" I asked intrigued.
"Let's just go out to eat, we gotta find a favorite place here anyway," He answered.
We both got ready and drove to a restaurant near our house.
Melo and I sat down, but for some weird reason i felt watched.
"I'm gonna go to the bathroom Melly," I said standing up.
He shook his head and I made my way over there.
I did what I had to do and came out only to have someone bump into me.
"I'm sorry," I said not paying attention.
"It's okay shawty."
I stopped in my tracks and looked up.
"Zenan?" I asked confused.
He smiled down at me and opened his arms for me to hug him.
"What are you doing here?" I inquired confusingly.
"You know work stuff," He replied a bit nervous.
"Well i'll see you around then," I smiled leaving.
He was about to say something else but i walked away.
It's weird how he popped up all the way in Charlotte.
"So guess who's here," I told Melo sitting down.
"Who?"
"I told you to guess lightbright," I rolled my eyes.
"Girl if u don't tell me i'll reach over this table and whoop yo no edges having ass and that's on my periodt," He said with a fake attitude.
"Stop watching love and hip hop, i'm serious Melo," I replied seriously.
"Okay but tell me who," He laughed.
"Zenan."
he furrowed his eyebrows before answering.
"What's his ass doing in Charlotte? it's giving very much stalker," He grunted.
"I honestly have no idea, it's weird that he's here too, first chino now he randomly here in Charlotte," I added.
"It's probably nothing though," I reassured.
Melo only shrugged. I could tell he was bothered.
"If you say so," He agreed.
"You're gonna be gone a lot soon, and i'll be stuck at home alone," I said sadly.
"I know baby, but you have school so it won't be that bad right," He answered.
" But still," I pouted.
"Oh i seeeee, the dick done made you clingy," He laughed loudly.
"Says the one who begged me to sit on the counter while he was taking a shit," I rolled my eyes.
"Girl stfu, i'm trying to make our bond stronger," He defended.
"Ain't nobody trynna smell your shit after taco bell, whole house be needing to air out."
We both laughed as we finished up.
"I love your dumbass Kai," Melo said kissing me.
"I love your stupid ass too," I answered.
