The Sun & The Moon

Critics & Confidence

Azzy's Pov

We were at Sonic boom today, gathered around a magazine.

"Here's Kenneth Kreen's review of Austins concert." Trish said.

Please be good. Please be good.

"'Austin Moon's performance was tired and uninspired. It lacked the spectacle of a superstar performer. Frankly, I've had more fun plucking my nose hairs'." Ally read.

"If Austin sees this review, it'll tear him apart. We better hide these magazines. He'll be here any minute." I continued.

"Okay."

We ran over to the shopping cart that was full of magazines.

"How many did you buy?" Jax asked.

"All of them." Trish said.

Then we tried to move the cart, but we tipped it over.

Great.

"Let's go. Oh, wait! Oh!"

This isn't good.

"That's not good."

"Sorry." Dez said.

"Pick them up!" Trish said, as we all bent down to get the stacks of magazines.

You guys are a mess.

"Hide, hide."

We all ran around the store.

I even hid some of them in a tuba.

"We got this. Hide them over in the piano."

"Oh, uh... We got this. We got this."

At this point we were all yelling random shit.

"He's gonna be here any minute!" I heard Jax say.

"Here he comes! Actually natural." Dez said.

I helped Trish pick up the fallen cart and I saw Dez shoving some magazines inside his pants.

Then we all ran over to the counter.

"Yo."

"Sup, buddy?"

"Hey, man."

"Hey, good-looking."

"Hi baby!"

Wow.

Shut up, please.

"Hey, guys." Austin said.

He walked over to us, while throwing something behind him, and made it into the teach can.

"Bam!"

Impressive.

"Oh, the new issue of 'Miami Weekly'. I have been looking all over for one." Austin said.

Really? We forgot one.

"No!" Dez said quickly.

And then ripped off half of the magazine.

Wow.

"No... one does the word jumble before me."

"Hey, it's the review of my show. 'Tired. Uninspired'? This is terrible. You guys could have at least tried to hide it from me." Austin said, after reading the review.

"We did." I said.

"Dez has magazines in his pants." Ally continued.

"It's true. See?" Dez said.