Me,you and the little one (Alex Turner fan fic)

Its ya birthday

(3 months later)
"Happeh birfdaeh mummeh"Alex smiled holding Rhiannon who is now 3 and a half months old
"Aww don't your going to make me cry"I giggled
We were sat in Alex's house with his family and mine celebrating my 17th birthday
Penny and David offered to watch Rhiannon for a few days since me and Alex haven't had a break in months so we accepted

Today me and Alex are having a party at our house with our mates like old times I honestly couldn't wait I missed having a drink with my friends and to be honest I needed it

Finally there was knocks on the door Me and Alex opened it to find Matt,Jamie,Nick and Courtney Andy was there aswell yeah this is going to be awkward
Jamie's friend kaite was there too we met a few times when Jamie brought her to mine and Alex's house

"Alright pensioners let's get fookin shitefaced"Nick shouted
"Shh O'Malley Ri sleeping"I scolded shutting penny and David's door

We all walked to mine and Alex's house me and al were holding hands behind everyone
"Finalleh weh can have the house teh ourselves"Alex sighed
"Alex we have them today"i chuckled gesturing to the group
Then out the blue Jamie turned around to us asking
"Here see when yeh have a babeh is the shaggin the same"I burst out laughing as well as Alex

"It's fucked"me and Alex replied in union Jamie raised his eyebrows
"Realleh so there's no sex"he asked Jamie was the most dirty minded person I know but I wouldn't change him
"There is but it's not as often or the baby would wake up half way through it"I laughed Jamie cringed at what I said

"No fookin wonder sheh wakes up crying"Jamie chuckled and went back to kaite
"That was interesting"I giggled
"Vereh"Alex replied
"So birfdaeh girl"Alex smirked I rolled my eyes at him
"What weh gunna do when weh enter our humble abode"he said in a posh voice
"Well mr Turner we will get absolutely wrecked and hopefully not vomit everywhere"I replied

Soon enough we entered our house the drinks were already laid out on the counter waiting to be emptied
"Dig in fuckers"I yelled instantly grabbing a bottle of some sort of  fruity 4% of alcohol drink for starters I was going to get wrecked after all your only 17 once

"Lucy do shots with us"kaite called preparing the shots with Courtney
"I'm on my way"I called yes I was already tipsy Alex was with the boys talking about the band
"So court you okay"I asked placing a hand on her shoulder
"Yeah Matt keeps looking at me for some reason"Courtney giggled I let a smirk crawl to my lips as well as kaite We told kaite about the whole Andy situation since we were instantly like best friends the 3 of us

"Talk to him"I said pouring a shot out for us Courtney shook her head
"I'm too sober for this"she said I let out a laugh
"Three shots each and you better talk to him"kaite demanded

We all had a shot in hand downing it letting the liquid burn our throats We downed the other 2 and Courtney was already letting lose
"2 more please"Courtney asked
"That's my girl"I stated pouring 6 more shots
Then we again inhaled them

"Right wish me luck"Courtney smiled we gave her a thumbs up
"So you and Jamie"I smirked to kaite she let out a giggle
"I like him I don't know if he likes me back I mean we're close but I don't know"she sighed
"Shoot your shot"I said kaite let out a laugh
"No you mad"she laughed
"I'm probably the craziest friend you've ever had"i smirked grabbing her hand aswell as a bottle of vodka and my cup kaite had her cup and some fizzy juice for the vodka

"Oi oi dickheads"I called giggling me and kaite saw Courtney sitting beside Matt talking I honestly felt like a proud mum well you know what I mean
"Alex baby do want a drink"I asked Alex was sitting on a dining chair since the seats were full
"Yeah luv please"Alex smiled I poured us both a drinks making my way over to him sitting on his lap