The Story of Kaiden and Lilac

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L I L A C

"Lilac, you know you kissed me right?" Kaiden said to me.

"What do you mean?" I asked stuffing my face in chocolate pudding.

"You kissed me on the lips." He said.

"No...I would remember doing such thing Kaiden." I told him.

What is he on? Cookies?

"I was your first kiss." He mumbled.

"Excuse me. I have kissed many people in my lifetime. My first kiss was...Henry. Yeah, Henry uhh-." I looked down at my pudding and Kaid's shoe.

"Puddingshoe. Yeah, Henry Puddingshoe. He was an amazing kisser. Do you want to kiss him? I can give you his number." I told him.

"What the fuck?" Kaiden replied.

I need to squish his cheeks.

Squishy

Squishy

I was as fast as the flash. No one saw me when I squished his cheeks.

"Did you just squish my cheeks?" He asked me.

"No."

"Oh okay," Kaiden replied.

"Yeah, do you know that the inside of your cheeks is the same skin as the inside of a pu-." Kaiden slapped the sick boy. Aka Raphael.

"Of a pu- what now?" I asked.

"A pussy." Raphi said.

What's a pussy? You need to act cool Lilac. Put on your game face.

"Yeah, I already knew that," I said. No, you didn't.

"You did?" Kaiden asked, laughing.

Why is he laughing at me?

"Of course! Uhh- Henry Puddingshoe showed me that," I lied smoothly.

"SHOWED YOU?!" Raphael asked while choking.

Oh no Raphi is dying. I need to do the Heimlich maneuver.

I don't know how to do that. It can't be that hard right?

I wrapped my arms around his stomach and started squishing it.

Squishy

Squishy

Kaid was laughing.

Did I do something wrong?

The nurses ran inside the room and I disappeared.

I couldn't let them see me. Duh.

I pushed Kaiden and started running when I ran into-

"I'm in love with you. Can I have your number?" I asked this boy around my age.

He was very beautiful almost as beautiful as Kaiden and I want him.

"Sure." He replied and gave me his number.

"My name is Lilac, my pronouns are she/her, I like purple, I like donuts, I want to be a boxer in the future so I can beat up Kaiden and Raphael with my monster moves and oh I'm 16," I told him.

"I'm Henry Puddingshoe." OH MY GOODNESS!

"WHAT?!" I yelled.

"Yeah, my last name is kind of funny." He told me.

"No! I love it. It's beautiful. But I need you to act like my first kiss to my best friend Kaiden because he thinks that he's my first kiss, he is but I need to humble him before he decides to run for president and kills himself. So can you pretty please with a cherry on top act like you were my first kiss- oh and please act like you told me that the inside of the cheek is the same skin as a pussy." I said in one breath.

He started laughing, "Sure I'll come."

Why is he laughing at me?

ATTACK!

Wait don't attack him Lilac, he's a stranger.

"Okay let's go," I said and tangled my hands into his.

Like this- 🤚✊🤜🤛👎👊🖐🤞👋🤝

We walked to my bestie's room and opened the door.

"Lilac, who's this?" Kaiden asked me concerned.

"I didn't kidnap him I promise! Tell him your name please." I told him.

"I'm Henry Puddingshoe." He said and their faces fell.

"You're fucking lying," Raphael said.

"No, look." He replied and pulled out his ID.

"Damn, what the fuck?" Kaden asked.

"Yeah, Lilac and I go way back," Henry said.

"You're going to kill Kaiden," Raphi whispered to me.

"Why?" I asked and I looked at my manz who was glaring at Henry.

Is Kaiden jealous of Henry?

"Wait a minute. How was Henry your first kiss if you never left your home growing up?" Raphi asked.

"He climbed up my window...?" I replied.

"Lies," Kaiden said.

"He's catching on to us, husbando. ATTACK!" I yelled to Puddingshoe and I jumped on Kaiden.

Henry laughed while I was beating us Kaiden.

Good, distract the witnesses.

My phone started ringing so I had to answer it.

No one calls me anymore.

"Hello, this is Lilac Leilani's manager, Patrick Star. How can I help you?" I asked in a deep voice.

"Lilac Leilani, your parents are under arrest, for the murder of James McKay." They said.

"WHAT?!" I yelled and bit Kaiden's chest.

I'm a vampire now.

But wait. My parents are murderers?