𝙆𝙄𝙎𝙎 𝙃𝙀𝙍 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙁𝙊𝙊𝙇ʳᵃⁿᵇᵒᵒ

*•.¸♡𝙈𝙖𝙜𝙞𝙘♡¸.•*

Anna Kendrick is so hot

Really?

yes really.
the fuck you mean really??
She has the voice of an angel
body of a runway model
and is just overall so attractive in eyeliner
thr bitch could literally rip out my appendux and wear it as a ring and i would be honoured.

I-
why your appendix?
and I'm not saying really to contradict what you said (I completely agree)
But you blocked me for 4 hours straight and then unblock me just to talk about Anna Kendrick

Yup
That's exactly what I did

and I have no regrets
and dont ask about the appendix thing i just suddenly remembered they exist

Now tell me dearest Floor
do you find Jesse or Becca more attractive?

I was scared you genuinely hated me man.
Becca obviously.
I thought you were offended and stopped talking to me.

Floor bestie

you are the only other friend I have that isn't a coworker, a basic white bitch or a gamer boy

For the sake of my sanity I need you to stick around.

Good choice btw

any man will forever be inferior to Anna Kendrick

Well when you block me it's kind of hard to know that
Also
a

wwwww

the fuck you 'aww'ing at

You called me ur friend :)

Well yeah

no shit sherlock

Thought we established this already

Did we?

wait.

did we?

Can't remember

Oh.
Well if that's the case
Floor you are now officially my friend

I'm truly honoured

I expect your full attention at all times and a present on every single holiday including st patricks day

✏✏✏spoil her✏✏✏

got it

anything else I need to do or are you done being entitled.

I'm not entitled fuck you

and yeah there is one more thing.