" who the hell goes to the beach on chuseok ? is he a psychopath ?! " raeil squinted at her best friend's news .
" well , at least he tried , right ? he's never brought me to the beach before , so this'll be a nice experience . unlike our trips . "
the former side - eyed moonyoung . " what's wrong with our trips to the beach ?
" it's mostly just you screaming at the smallest things , doyoung complaining because he was forced to come out , and men that don't even look good yet insist on stripping . and shitty coconut water . "
" hey ! be grateful , okay ? we don't get coconuts every day ! "
she sighed . " either way , you better leave us alone for the day or figure out a way to spice it up . otherwise you can say goodbye to your porsche cause i can and will smash it up like kang yohan did to that irrelevant entitled brat . "
raeil tilted her head , pretending to consider for a moment . " well , now that you mention it , i actually have — "
" no , we will not be re-enacting the thrill ride mv . "
" aw . what about — "
" no , i will not sing ' my tequila margarita sweet mimosa pina colada ' while breathing alcohol into yuta's face . remember how wrong it went when you did that to doyoung last time ? "
" fuck , okay , what about — "
" if you even think about haikyuu , i swear to god — "
" ... " the shorter female pouted , " you haven't even heard my idea out yet ! "
" i already know it's gonna be as bad as the alien green bikini bought for a 90% discount last week ! there was a reason why it was the only thing on a 90% discount , you know ! "
" oh , yea , speaking of which , have you picked out your swimsuit yet ? "
" i don't need to pick out my swimsuit . i only have two , and i can only fit in one . " moonyoung said .
" you mean ... the same two swimsuits you've kept for at least ten years ? the kiddie suit you've had since you were six and ... the one you bought for our university vacation that was actually a scuba diving suit plus a bank robber mask ? "
" the wh — "
" real women don't wear those . "
" when the hell did anyone say th — "
" i said it ! " raeil practically barked in her face , " i've had enough ! i'm buying you a swimsuit ! a nice one ! "
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all in honesty , moonyoung had never been inside a swimsuit store before . a swimsuit store that doubled as a women's lingerie shop .
it was crazy .
" oh my god . " was the only thing she could barely sputter out from between her awkwardly pursed lips as she hurried around the shop , towing behind raeil while desperately avoiding the gazes of the workers inside .
" i promise i'll be quick , okay ? i won't make you suffer !" raeil announced just about as loudly as she could ( basically like an average old woman ) . " i mean , look at this one . it suits you . "
" ... highlighter yellow ... "
" fine , this one ? "
" .... lipstick red .... "
