Me: honestly, if I'm going to talk to you as a friend could you at least give me a fake name to call you?
Fairy Princess: okay, um....
Fairy Princess: esteban julio ricardo montoya de la rosa ramirez
Fairy Princess: or hank
Me: ............... w h a t .
Me: okay, esteban julio ricardo montoya de la rosa ramirez.
Me: such a sexy name
Me: do you speak english or..
Me: is that offensive?
Esteban: that was extremely offensive
Me: oops?
Esteban: I forgive you babe cause you're hotter than ghost chili
Esteban: hey wanna hear a joke???
Me: no.
Esteban: damn boy don't beg ok hold on
Me:....I hate you.
Esteban: Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
Me: no esteBAN I DIDN'T
Esteban: He had locomotives.
Me: I really, really, hate you.
Esteban: it was funny hahaha
Esteban: hold on I got more
Me: nOOO PLS NO
Esteban: What do you call a big pile of kittens?
Me: the playboy mansion??
Esteban: no wtf.
Esteban: a meowntain.
Me: OMFG I SWEAR TO GOD PLS STOP
Esteban: IM JUST GETTING STARTED LOUIS
Esteban: The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
Me: oH MERRY CHRISTMAS BTW I ALMOST FORGOT
Me: WHAT SID UYO FET FOR CHRIDTMAS??
Esteban: .....wut
Me: oops what did you get??
Esteban: nothing because I didn't get you
Me: smooooooth. ice ice baby
Esteban: I have one more joke
Me: NO GOD NO NONONO
Esteban: What does a nosey pepper do?
Me: what esteban
Esteban: Get jalapeño business.
Esteban: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAGAHAGAGAHAGAHAHAHAGAGAGADAFAFAGAGAGAHAHAGAHAGAGRAGSHA
Me: shut the fuck up it wasn't the funny god
Esteban: I know you laughed babe
Esteban: it's easy being this funny
Esteban: you'll be begging for me any joke now
Me: I don't have time for ur shit esteban julio ricardo dela rosa ramirez.
Esteban: one more joke then
Esteban: I'm breaking you down lou
Me: i stg when I meet you I'm going to punch you for these shitty jokes
Esteban: you mean you're going to punch my lips with your lips right?
Me: absolutely.
Me: not.
Esteban: we have three months to figure out whether we kiss or not
Esteban: which we will
Esteban: I'll just smash my face into yours
Me: wow ur soooOOOo romantic buddy
Me: no wonder you're single and chasing after me
Me: you suck at flirting
Esteban: I don't need to flirt when I have my sexy good looks and amazing jokes
Me: sorry Christmas dinner.
Me: I'll talk to you later okay?
Me: Merry Christmas, anon. I hope you have a good night. xx
-x-
Pretty pretty please don’t you ever ever feel less than fucking perfect ❤❤ I love you all so much. My twitter is @louisconfess!
