hiii guys! i hope you are having an awesome night!!!!! and doNT MAKE ORAL SEX WITHOUT A CONDOM OK ITS VVV IMPORTANT thank u
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Justin Bieber: sweg swag swaggy
Justin Bieber: first day of school = not swaggy
Justin Bieber: Louis you are not going to be late on your first day
Me: what I'm already at school
Justin Bieber: oh swag
Me: that's it you're done.
Me: i hate the word swag dumbass
Me: first day back and i'm so tired already
Me: i'm just looking forward to you leaving in five months.
London Tipton: what do you mean?
London Tipton: WHAT DID YOU CHANGE MY NAME TO
London Tipton: LOUIS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
London Tipton: i'm starting to think you didn't use my zac efron picture last night
London Tipton: you're still quite cranky
Me: I never understood a TV show with a smart blonde and a dumb asian
London Tipton: huh
London Tipton: waIT AM I ESTEBAN AGAIN? YASSSS
Me: no, London, that's not your name.
London Tipton: ....rlly Louis
Me: rlly London
London Tipton: change it to
London Tipton: Zac Efron
Me: no. i wouldn't ruin his perfect image with you
Hannah Montana: rude
Hannah Montana: i will have you know that i am way sexier than him
Hannah Montana: just you wait Louis JUST YOU WAIT
I set my phone down on the table.
"Hey Louis," Niall and Josh sit down across the table from me.
"Sup Nosh," I start laughing really loudly. "Get it? Ship name? It's Nosh."
"You're not funny bitch, shut up."
"Shut up, Niall."
Hannah Montana: you know what i never thought to ask
Hannah Montana: if Louis is short for anything
Hannah Montana: is it?
Me: .........................psh, no.....
Hannah Montana: OMG IT IS IT'S PROLLY LOUISLY or louisy or something old lady like
Me: bye
Hannah Montana: IS IT?
Hannah Montana: oh my god Louis i feel so bad holy shit but omg
"Oh my god guys, did you hear about what happened this morning?" Dan sits down beside and sets his bag on the floor. Niall and Josh nod their head.
"I didn't." Josh raises his eyebrow.
"I heard Zayn punched Harry," Dan shrugs. "Nobody knows why, though."
"Zayn is suspended for five days." Is it because of the car? Did Harry take the blame for it?
Me: did you h e a r?
Hannah Montana: no. what?
Me: harry got punched?
Me: is it because he helped me?
Me: dayum i feel bad.
Hannah Montana: i don't think it was your fault
Hannah Montana: boys fight about everything
Me: but not boys who have been friends for years
My Bitch: wanna hear a joke?
Me: not this time bitch
My Bitch: rude
My Bitch: you're getting it anyways ok
My Bitch: hoLD ON TO ONE TIT READY
My Bitch: I asked my grandma if he had ever tried 69. he said, "No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."
Me: .....sounds like me
Hannah Montana: what comes after 69?
Me: seventy.
Hannah Montana: mouthwash
Me: THAT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY
Hannah Montana: im SORRY BEING UP AT 8:3O KILLS MY JOKES
Hannah Montana: I have more don't you worry
Me: class starts in like five minutes
Hannah Montana: ugh pls shut up
Hannah Montana: what class do you have first?
Me: AP Psych with Harry and supposed to be Zayn.
Hannah Montana: here one last one before class starts
Me: fine
Hannah Montana: Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Me: that wasn't a joke
Hannah Montana: way to kill the romance Louis
Me: oops ily?
Hannah Montana: i srsly need to find a new boy to be romantic with
Me: good luck it doesn't get better than this **violently shakes hands around head**
Hannah Montana: it only works when i do it.
Me: oh....
Me: and it's Louisio but my parents called me Louis bc #stupid
Hannah Montana: HAHAHAH you're named after somebody whose cleaned of evil spirits by jesus
Hannah Montana: anD NOW LOOK AT YOU
Hannah Montana: I always pictured a Louisio to be this badass protester and like secret princess whose actually like FUCK THE GOVERNMENT and ocassionally doing acid in the seventies
Hannah Montana: not my innocent and sweet Louis whose so cynical and full of angry and treacherous spirits.
Me: you're making no sense. are you drunk?
Hannah Montana: i took pain killers so i'm a little fuzzy but i got this
Me: why?
Hannah Montana: uh, headache.
Me: i rlly love u hannah
Hannah Montana: huh?
Hannah Montana: GOD DAMMIT LOUISIO WILL TOMLINSON I S2G U DIDN'T CHANGE MY NAME TO HANNAH MONTANA
Hannah Montana: U GET THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDDDDDDDDDS
Hannah Montana: thats all i know **violently twerks to nobody's perfect**
Me: shh, class is starting. you have to graduate.
Hannah Montana: you have to shut up bitch
Hannah Montana: omG LOLA I'M SORRY BBY
Hannah Montana: i always thought they were like dating??
Hannah Montana: god dammit jake r u cheating again
Hannah Montana: JAKE? JESSIE? JAKE? HOW BOUT NEITHER HOW ABOUT LOLA
Hannah Montana: sweet niblets billy ray getting tired of ur shit im a popstar dad god
Hannah Montana: jackson u and ur stupid shit arent u like 35 god
Me: dang flabbit miley did u drink that locohot coco again
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