IT GOES TO LARRYPAN BECAUSE HER MESSAGE WAS SO CUTE IM JUST CRYING K KJNJFNFGKKN YOU GUYS ARE SENDING ME MESSAGES AND IM EMOTIONALLY FUCKED UP NOW K LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH I swear too much omfg
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Me: it's frIDAY FRIDAY
Me: GONNA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY
Rebecca Black: stfu
Rebecca Black: it's Friday night
Rebecca Black: you ain't got no life Louis
Rebecca Black: we a l l know you'll be sitting in yo bed, watching Netflix, getting overly emotional, and eating.
Me: weLL MAYBE THAT'S HOW I GET DOWN
Rebecca Black: goodnight louisio
Me: rlly
Me: goodnight?
Me: it's seven!!!!!
Me: srsly
Me: you're a senior in high school
Me: not a senior citizen
Me: r u fucking srs
Me: this is why nobody takes seniors srsly
Me: you might as well be seventy
Me: you're so old
Me: omg
Me: OOOOOOOOOLD
Me: don't ignore me
Me: hey
Me: hey
Me: don't ignore me
Me: I K N O W YOU'RE NOT ASLEEP
Me: YOU JUST SAID GOODNIGHT
Me: did you die
Me: i was watching this movie on netflix
Me: .....oh wait
Me: that sounds stereotypical
Me: i was watching this movie on that watchamacallit
Me: tv?
Me: ew ppl use those still?
Me: ick
Me: and i was watching disney channel
Me: they play horror movies right?
Me: i'm pretty sure they do
Me: because i saw this movie called "hannah montana: the movie"
Me: it was scary af
Me: i literally had nightmares
Me: RLLY
Me: YOU'RE NOT GOING TO ANSWER?
Me: I JUST MADE AN OBVIOUS JOKE
Me: YOU SHOULD LAUGH
Me: HA-HA-HA
Me: i s2g
Me: i'm turning into you
Me: annoying and clingy
Me: uGH
Me: rlly
Me: not going to answer my obvious insult?
Me: FINE
Me: FINE FINE FINE
Me: you win
Me: congrats
Me: i will sit
Me: and watch netflix
Me: and cry
Me: BECAUSE OF YOU
Me: i'm so changing your name to kelly clarkson
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Zayn: Louis
Zayn: Louis
Zayn: Louis
Zayn: Louis
Zayn: Louis....
Really? Shoot me.
Me: WHAT
Me: WHAT
Me: WHAT
Me: shut the fuck up pls
Me: this is the best part of the movie
Zayn: i'm sorry :(
Zayn: I just had a favor
Me: oh when you put it like that...
Me: no.
Me: bai
Zayn: I'm returning something of yours.
Zayn: can you come outside please?
Me: it's like ten
Me: couldn't you just return it to me on Monday?!
Zayn: it's important though
I'm going to be so annoyed if it's not something important.
Me: fine.
Me: i'll be down in a minute.
Zayn: okay.
Me: i didn't ask for your reply
Zayn: i gave it anyways.
Me: don't
Zayn: too late
Me: STAHP
Zayn: STOP RESPONDING
Me: no
Me: the point is for me to get the last text
Zayn: not today
Me: i'm going to punch you
Zayn: do it
Me: don't try me
Zayn: i am though
Me: STOP
Me: DON'T REPLY
Me: or i'll just sit up here
Me: and tell you to leave.
Pfft. Damn straight he doesn't respond. I make my way downstairs and open the front door.
"What do you want?" I take a step outside and close the front door.
"I brought your coat back," he smiles. "I wanted to ask you on a date. Right now."
"A coat? Are you serious?"
"So yes to the date?"
"No. No to the date," I grab the coat. "I don't trust you, Zayn."
"Why don't you trust me?"
"Because I saw the texts."
"I can explain after the date."
"No," I huff, "tell me now and I'll go on the date."
"Now?" I nod.
"Okay..." Zayn takes a seat on porch step and I sit down beside him.
Zayn takes a deep breath, "Harry set me up..."
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OMG WHATS GONNA HAPPEN NOW *horror song* what do you think of another update today? if you want... message me on twitter yeah? i want to follow u guys!
AND MAY I ADD THE CONFESSIONS UPDATE OH MY GOD JAY MAKES ME CRY EVERYDAY
(confessions of a gay disney prince if you dont read it i dont know what youre doing with your life srsly)
