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Joe Jonas: Louisio

Joe Jonas: jerk

Me: bitch

Joe Jonas: TRY MY LIFE

Me: at least i'm not a washed up teen heartthrob who got told up by taylor swift bye

Joe Jonas: what

Joe Jonas: I'M TAYLOR LAUTNER?

Me: no.

Joe Jonas: ....oh.

Joe Jonas: i don't want to be Joe Jonas change it :(

Me: so needy

Whiney Bitch: thanks bae

Me: is it saturday yet

Whiney Bitch: it's tuesday

Me: not wearing pink until tomorrow

Whiney Bitch: i didn't know you wore pink

Whiney Bitch: i thought you only wore black to match your soul

Me: i thought you only wore ugly to bring out your face

Whiney Bitch: THAT WASN'T EVEN A INSULT

Whiney Bitch: LOUIS UR SHIT IS PISSING ME OFF

Whiney Bitch: LEARN TO INSULT BETTER I S2G

Whiney Bitch: i still love you though

Me: ahahahahahahahahah no

Me: where are you

Whiney Bitch: at home

Me: why

Whiney Bitch: i'm tired and school is too much work

Me: rlly

Whiney Bitch: rlly

Me: way to leave me hanging

Whiney Bitch: being home means i can entertain you more tho

Me: then entertain me

Whiney Bitch: JOKES YASSS

Me: pls no

Me: how about nudes

Whiney Bitch: ok but it won't fit on the screen bc #huge

Me: i prolly won't find it on the screen

Whiney Bitch: funny Louis

Whiney Bitch: it's ironic because you're not funny

Whiney Bitch: you want funny?

Whiney Bitch: i gotchu i gotchu hold on

Whiney Bitch: where does a one-legged person work?

Me: a funeral home

Whiney Bitch: that's fucked up no

Whiney Bitch: IHOP

Me: wut

Whiney Bitch: My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti

Whiney Bitch: you should've seen her face when I drove pasta

Whiney Bitch: How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whiney Bitch: a brazillian hahhaha

Whiney Bitch: I went to the zoo the other day. It was empty except for a single dog

Whiney Bitch: It was a shih tzu

Whiney Bitch: how does a train eat?

Me: pls stop

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