[[ H A R R Y ]]
Me: Lou
Me: Louis
Me: Louis Will
Me: Louis Will Malik
Me: ***violent British accent** Mister, Malik, your tea is ready. Shall I call in the Queen?
Me: I hate tea it's like piss water
Me: yuck
Me: I drink Gatorade bc I'm a badass
Me: you wanna know why I'm a badass?
Me: .....bc I drink it without exercising
Me: WEEWOOWEEWOO
Me: that's my impression of a siren
Me: Louis where are you??
Me: you can't be sleeping its six in the evening
Me: I s2g if ure with Zayn
Me: I'm bout ready to pop ur ass
Me: gettin sick and tired of ur shit
Me: oh...
Me: you did say this morning, when I was ASLEEP that you were going on a date today
Me: this is just great
Me: I hope he takes you to Taco Bell
Me: and you get pregnant by the time you get home
Me: you and I would make cute babies
Me: I'm just saying
Me: in case you were deciding who to have babies with
Me: your blue eyes and my dimples = perfection
Me: if it's a boy = my big dick ok??
Me: I am so bored Lou.
Me: ugh :/
Me: I hope you didn't dress up for this date
Me: his date better be mediocre at best
Me: bc I want my first date with you to blow you away **violently blows**
Me: omFG THAT SOUNDED SO INAPPROPRIATE SHIT
Me: IGNORE ME BLOWING YOU
Oh my god, Harry. Abort mission. I repeat, abort mission.
Me: OMFG IM MAKING IT WORSE
Me: :x
Me: hey I know what I want to change my name to
Me: **violent drum roll**
Me: KIM KARDASHIAN
Me: that would've been funnier if you were actually talking rn
Me: ugh peasants
Me: I'm going to go rest in my mansion
Me: have the butler bring me food
Me: I CAN'T WORK UNDER THESE CONDITIONS
Me: Louis pls I'm so bored
Me: can't u blow him off and talk to me
Me: ugh so uncool
Me: you with all these side hoes
Me: im the main bitch tho
Me: ....right?
Me: I s2g if you say no and say Zayn is
Me: damn I hate that guy
Me: HES NOT MY KIND OF PAL.
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Louis: sorry I just got dropped off.
Louis: that bitch drives a bMW A BMW
Louis: and I dikdolknslknakndkj fbhkna;lm,lkm
Louis: why did you call me Malik I'm so confused mY LAST NAME IS TOMLINSON WHAT
Louis: oh wait that's Zayn's last name.
Louis: I see what you did there
Louis: sorry I'm a little out of it rn
Louis: I'm definitely having babies with Zayn. our eyes and my brown hair and his everything = gods baby
Louis: he didn't get me Taco Bell. :(
Louis: he did take me to this amazing Mexican place and oMFG
Louis: did you know Zayn is smart like me??? He's ranked third in your class
Louis: sexy and smart I'm done
Louis: he is so sweet I can't
Louis: I feel like I'm too cynical and mean for him
Then be with me, Louis.
Me: wow you just had a rootin tootin good time huh
Louis: I did
Louis: maybe he'll be my boyfriend.
Louis: omg i haven't had a boyfriend since the beginning of sophomore year which would be like auGUST 2013
Louis: omfgomfg
...No words. None at all.
Me: bye
-x-
SO MY BEAUTIFUL LOVELIES im going to school now its 11:40 am here! i wish you all a WONDERFUL day! love you all!
