Red vs blue (Female OC) season 14

Meta vs. Carolina: Dawn of Awesome

Vic: "Who would win in a fight?" Now, if that's not the most popular question asked around Project Freelancer, I don't know what is. Oh! No, wait—it'd probably be "Hey, where do these AI keep coming from?" or "Have you noticed that we're looking pretty evil lately?" Anyway, there's been plenty of action-packed punch-outs and kick-ass karate matches over the years, but we never really saw a match-up between two of our heaviest hitters: Carolina and the Meta. Let's see if we can do something about that.

The words "Meta vs. Carolina: Dawn of Awesome" float into frame. Cut to Valhalla, where Grif, Thea and Simmons are seen standing at Red base.

Grif: Hey.

Simmons: Yeah?

Grif: You ever wonder...who'd win in a fight between Carolina and the Meta?

Simmons: Pfft, no! Only hopeless nerds on the Internet care about that kind of crap.

Thea: You know, I actually wonder that.

Grif: Uh, yeah. Why do you think I'm asking you? Come on, picture it. It'd be totally bad-ass!

Simmons: Well, yeah, I'd guess... Carolina would definitely win though.

Thea: Yep, Carolina.

Grif: Bullshit! You're just picking her because you're scared of girls! Meta's WAY scarier. He threw a Warthog at me!

Simmons: Oh, I didn't realize "scariness" was the deciding factor in a fight to the freaking death! Genius!

Caboose and Shawn appear at the base.

Caboose: Hey Reds! What are you talking about?

Shawn: I'm wondering the same thing.

Simmons: Oh, Grif was just asking what would happen if Carolina and Meta fought.

Shawn: Carolina.

Thea: Just because you have a crush on my sister doesn't mean you have to automatically say Carolina.

Shawn: (blushes) I have no idea what your talking about.

Caboose: Fought who?

Simmons: One another.

Caboose: Another who?

Simmons: What?!

Caboose! What?

Grif: Just ignore him.

Caboose: Oh... you mean DEATH BATTLE!?

Simmons: I mean, sure?

Caboose: Oh! Awesome! Hang on, I know some smart people that can help! Be right back!

Caboose leaves as they look at each other.

Simmons: Do you have any idea what he's talking about?

Thea: No.

Shawn: Mhm.

Grif: No, but I DO know that you're still freaking wrong.

Caboose comes back.

Caboose: Okay, I'm back.

Simmons: That was fast.

Caboose: Yep, I called Command and they sent two of their best scientist fighting people to help us!

Simmons: Their best? Really?!

The see a red soldier shooting a name in a rock while a blue soldier watches.

Boomstick: And THAT'S how you write your name in buckshot.

Wiz: Alright, alright, enough screwing around. We've got a job to do.