Hermitcraft S8 Oneshots { Completed}

Incorrect Quotes 4

{hello lovelies , I bring y'all another incorrect quotes chapter, as I'm too tired to write a oneshot rn ,I have been traveling all day yesterday ,and I am finally home ,holiday is over ,had fun with my friends ,and today I'm just tired ,so I'm taking a break ,I hope y'all are doing good ,have a good day/night ,<3}

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Etho: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

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Etho: You think I really give a fuck? I can't even read.

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Scott: I'm sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don't know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It's rude.

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Scott: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Solidarity: It's not a joke.

Solidarity: *sniffles*

Solidarity: I'm a legit snack.

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Ren: Big B and I don't use pet names.

Lizzie: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Ren: Honey?

Big B: Yes, dear?

Ren:

Lizzie: Don't ever lie to my face again.

(I don't really ship this extremely but this was too wholesome)

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Grian: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Mumbo: Nope, absolutely not.

Martyn: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Impulse: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Solidarity: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

Scar: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

(I remember this video xD , that the quotes from )

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*The squad right before Grian's wedding*

Mumbo: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.

Martyn: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!

Impulse: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well

Solidarity: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND

Scar, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

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Etho: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I'M SORRY]

Bdubs: What's that?

Etho: Remorse code.

Bdubs: I'm even angrier now.

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Skizz: Why are Etho and Bdubs sitting with their backs to each other?

Tango: They had a fight.

Skizz: Then why are they holding hands?

Tango: They get sad when they fight.

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Skizz: So what's for dinner?

Tango, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.

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Martyn: Fuck.

Ren: We've got to work on your cursing.

Martyn: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.

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Cleo: I'd like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.

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Joel: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine
Joel: i became more evil if you're curious

Lizzie: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!

Joel: i'm going to get worse on purpose

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Joel: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.

*Lightning strikes Joel*

Joel: Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!

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Pearl: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.

Scott: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

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Grian: I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found.

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Grian: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Mumbo: You need to stop.

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Bdubs: Etho...

Etho: Oh no, 'Etho' in b-flat.

Etho: You're disappointed.

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Etho, pointing: May I sit there?

Bdubs: That's my lap

Etho: That doesn't answer my question, Bdubs.

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Etho: Welcome, fellow idiots

Bdubs: Hello, Etho

Etho: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot

Bdubs: You underestimate me

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Etho: Why are your tongues purple?

Skizz: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Tango: I had a red one.

Etho: oh

Etho:

Etho: OH

Bdubs:

Bdubs: You drank each other's slushies?

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Etho: *Gently taps table*

Bdubs: *Taps back*

Skizz: What are they doing?

Tango: Morse code.

Etho: *Aggressively taps table*

Bdubs: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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Etho: Wake me up...

Bdubs: Before you go go!

Skizz: When September ends...

Tango: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-

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