Incorrect Quotes 5 {ships + last life special}

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{ Woo ,another filler chapter ,tbh I have been writing but my brain is dead rn ,cant think of what to write ,so I've decided to take a break , anyway in this incorrect Quotes ,I have done some of my favourite ships ,platonic duos and last life incorrect quotes,  I had fun doing this xD ,been awhile since I did some incorrect quotes ^^ ,hope y'all have a good day/night <3}

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Grian: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.

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Grian: You kill people for money?!

Joel: I can explain!

Grian: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump!

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Etho: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Skizz: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Tango: I personally was created in a lab.

Bdubs: I just straight up spawned lol.

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Grian: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!

Martyn: Tubular AF!

Impulse: Mood to the max!

Solidarity, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it.

Mumbo, just as annoyed: If she breathes, she’s a square.

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Impulse: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?

Grian: Stop romanticizing the past.

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Scott : i went through an entire character arc during quarantine

Scott : i became more evil if you’re curious

Solidarity: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!

Scott : i’m going to get worse on purpose

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Scott : BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

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Scar: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Joel: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

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Grian: Is something burning?

Hels: Just my love for you.

Grian: Hels, the toaster is on fire.

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Hels: Someone will die.

Grian: Of fun!

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Etho: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

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