an author x character argument

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Kayla: why is the title called have you seen a short haired villainess? Like cmon, isn't there any better name than this?

A: bc my hair is short and it's rare to find one.

Kayla: Why does Kayla-ssi's hair be looking like french fries shaped in a cotton candy?

A: you haven't watch Brave?

Fred, Poe, and knight guy: why do we get a few screen time?

A: there's lots of chapter that awaits you, dw.

Kayla: why did you change the other one's PoV personality to be more judging?

A: I'm tired of damsel in distress characters who only wants revenge or unconsciously build a harem and stuff. I'd rather make the character aware of one's feelings. And respect them

Kayla: you suck at remembering

A: idek

Poe: is Kayla-nim still carrying that sea creature...?

Kayla: dw, Ed is never gonna go anywhere!

Guard knight guy: do I even have a name?

A: mmm.... Yeah but that would be for later

Kayla: So what is Erdinbergh, and what inspired you?

A: Erdinbergh is a continent, Just like America or Afrika. It's also the shortest sized Continent in the whole map. The name just popped up before I realise it's a real place.

Kayla: Do you like EAP?

A: No, I don't even know him, but I'm fond of his one poem.

Kayla: Does my past self even have a name?

A: you hated your name right?

Kayla: ur drawing sucks lul

A: I know

Kayla: give me a straight hair, this thing feels like a bird's nest

A: God made you this way.

Kayla: why did the chicken cross the road?

A: to get hit by a vehicle

Old Man: why did u make this? It's so effing cliche

A: yes chef, sorry chef

Edward: *indescribable squirming noises*

A: *copies squirming noises*

Kayla: do you wish to make this an official novel?

A: lol no. Don't wanna be wattpad famous.

Kayla: inspiration for this book?

A: I like villainess stories.

Kayla: so do you consider how many chapters you'll make?

A: till my brain can't produce more ideas (or maybe till I'm bored of villainess stories)

Kayla: If someone calls your work 'translated', how would you feel?

A: that's the purpose of making it childlike. If someone still calls it that, might enjoy the drama lmao.

(I made this 2 years ago)

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