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This scenario is basiccaly a harem!
Modern AU I guess?
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Autor-chan : You wouldnt admit it, but you would beat anybody's ass if they were to hurt Y/n.

Xiao : pft what? No. (He only acts soft around you smh 💞💞)

Y/n, walking into the room, pouting : (insert name) said he will beat my ass cuz I ate his food!

Xiao, already getting up : Not if I beat his first-

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Autor-chan : Hey, Bennett, why do you like Y/n? Im quite curious?

Bennett : (pulls out 200 slide presantation) I'm glad you asked

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Kazuha : Why is there a man dressed as a tomatoe on the train?

Y/n : Bc its a subway.

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Scaramouche : It's okay, it's just a crush.

Y/n : H-

Scaramouche : Marry me.

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Y/n : You look stressed

Diluc : Oh yeah, that'd be the stress

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Diluc : The Bible

Kaeya : This is the Bible

Diluc : yoU QUESTION THE WORD OF THE MIGHTY-

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Albedo : Y/n.. what are we?

Y/n : humans!

Albedo : Not like that... what are we?

Y/n : ... Alechemist!

Albedo : ...No-

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Y/n : Dont fall in love with me, its a bad decison

Litelary all of the genshin impact boys & girls : Don't tell me what to do.

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Childe : THAT BASTARD PUSHED ME OFF THE STAIRS!

Scaramouche : He has no proof.

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Kazuha : Have I ever told you how good you are at cooking?

Baal : Aww, no you haven't!

Kazuha : Then why do you keep doing it?

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Fin
Sorry if they suck
I'm kinda in a rush for another chapter rn 🏃‍♀️
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Autor-chan

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