Uh yeah.. Just funny stuff since my phone died and I can't write properly
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Pov : Someone insulted Y/n when Scara was near
Scaramouche : And if you EVER come near them again with a GODDAMN OPINION I WILL SHOVE IT SO FAR IN YOUR ASS YOU'LL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT AGAIN-
(markiplier fans?)
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Sucrose : Isn't it weird that we pay to see other people?
Albedo : Plane tickets?
Y/n : Concert tickets?
Kaeya : Prostitution?
Sucrose : .... Glasses
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Pov : Fighting monsters
Y/n : BENNETT NO!
Bennett : But I'm not doing anything?
Y/n : sorry force of habit.. RAZOR NO!
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Jean : Barbra, why did you gave Klee a knife!?
Barbra : sorry they said they felt unsafe..
Jean : Now I feel unsafe.
Barbra : ... Would you like a knife?
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Bennett : How does Y/n get out of her mess?
Albedo : they dont, they just makes a bigger mess that cancels the first one out
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Childe : Are you calling me a liar?
Scaramouche : I ain't calling you a thruther!
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Bennett : Oh look! I survived! Love it when I do that!
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Amber : 30 days trial of being okay!
Y/n : Amber, where is the link?
Amber : . . .
Y/n : Where is the link, Amber?
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Y/n : They're here!
Bennett : you think its a trap?
Y/n : Definitely!
Bennett : Wanna go spring it up?
Y/n : Absolutley
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Y/n : Oh c'mon, what's wrong with looking around?
Xiao, carrying Y/n bridal style : With this group? Clearly, you havent been paying attetion.
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Kaeya : You should style your hair, so it gives off "Don't fuck with me" vibe, you know?
Diluc : I mostly use my face for that
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Barbra : Don't break peoples hearts, they only have one
Rosaria, whispering : break their bones instead, they have plent of those-
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☆ Genshin Impact headcannons/scenarios ☆ - BOOK 1
FanfictionHello! Quick disclaimer : the icon of this story isnt made by me anyways about the story, its genshin impact headcannons, as you can see, enjoy reading!
