I am not okay lmao
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Y/n : Turtle (Autor-chan), just because you add "lmao" at the end, it doesnt make the pain from the sentence goes away
Turtle : Yes it does that lmao
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Chongyun, motioning to a Halloween display : All these ghosts! All these ghosts! I still can't find a boo.
Y/n : I-
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Childe : What doesnt kill me better start running, because its my turn
(you sure 'bout that?)
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Childe : If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Scaramouche : Of course. I can't flip this table by myself. (As he need to get annoyed first)
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Xinqiu : Hey, you want some leftovers?
Xiangling : What's that?
Xinqiu : You've never had leftovers???
Xiangling : No, because I'm not a quitter.
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Y/n : Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Venti : My record is four, but I think I can do it.
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Kazuha : Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Y/n : . . .
Y/n : Kazuha, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Kazuha : *Sips coffee from a bowl*
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Childe : Must be hard not being able to laugh
Scaramouche : I do have a sense of humor you know
Childe : I've never heard you laugh before
Scaramouche : I've never heard you say anything funny
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Childe : You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?
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Turtle : Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...
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Itto : If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.
*Lightning strikes Itto*
Itto : Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!
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Klee talking to Y/n : I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found.
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Razor : You think I really care? I can't even read. (This wont happen but bare with me for this moment)
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*The squad is over at Y/n's house*
Chongyun : Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Y/n : ... N-No...
Y/n, laughing : How many ovens do you think I have???
Chongyun, motioning to their kitchen : Three, I thought!
Xiangling : I see a-
Y/n, motioning to one device : This is a microwave.
Chongyun : Oh, well I-
Y/n : Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Y/n, amazed : Its got a bake setting!
Xinqiu : Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Xiangling : Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Y/n : Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Y/n : I am someone who owns four ovens...
Y/n, louder and way too happy : I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Y/n : I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Xinqiu, pointing to another appliance : Also the toaster oven!
Y/n :
Chongyun : Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Y/n :
Y/n, fucking ECSTATIC : I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
(I love markiplier)
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☆ Genshin Impact headcannons/scenarios ☆ - BOOK 1
FanfictionHello! Quick disclaimer : the icon of this story isnt made by me anyways about the story, its genshin impact headcannons, as you can see, enjoy reading!
