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Cursing.

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Y/n : You two, don't kill each other while I'm gone, okay?

Diluc : Please we're not kids.

Y/n walks away

Kaeya : Eat shit and die

Diluc : Yes, fuck you.

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Childe : Y/n loves me for sure! We are made for each other!

Scaramouche : Doubt.

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Kazuha : I hate when kids scream in public, you don't have real problems. It should be me screaming. ME.

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Xinqiu : Just let it slide Y/n..

Y/n : Slide closed

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Gorou : How do you say "I miss you" without sounding desprate?

Y/n : I miss you if you want

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Chongyun : I just wanna know why does my clothes get stuck on a doorhandle when I'm in a bad mood.

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Y/n : Have you ever listened to someone talk and be like "Yeah I'm glad I don't tell you shit"

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Y/n : Can we go to a hounted house this/next year?

Albedo : Whats wrong with the one we live in?

Y/n : WHAT.

Albedo : Goodnight love

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Bennett : "You'll understand when your older" I AM older and I understand completley nothing

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Autor-chan : I don't need to write ideas for oneshots down I'll remember them

Autor-chan 5 seconds later : oh no

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Scaramouche : How rude of you to not invite me to something I dont want to go to

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Autor-chan : Plants really be like "I do not vibe with this dirt" and die

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Ningguang : I should close my jacket its cold outside

Ninggung's brain : Keep it open so people can see your outfit

Ningguang : But its co-

Ningguangs brain : The outfit.

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