the sweetest revenge (eren x reader)

an unexpected visit

You all make your way to Eren's house. Eren holds the door as you, Armin, and Annie step into his house.
"Man, I forgot how fucking huge this goddamn place is. Eren, you live like a fucking king." Annie says, as she looks up in awe.
"Right? I was blown away when I saw it the first time." you say, entering Eren's house.
"Big houses get old when you're the only one living in it." Eren replies.
"Man, stop complaining. If I lived in a house this big I wouldn't wanna share it with anyone else." Annie says.
"You don't wanna share anything." Armin says.
"Not true!" Annie exclaims.
"You make me sleep without sheets when you're too cold. Blanket hogger." Armin says.
"I get cold! Get your own damn blanket!" Annie says.
"I do! You take that one too!" Armin laughs. You all gather in Eren's kitchen.
"So, what's on the menu tonight?" you ask. Armin side eyes Eren.
"What?" Eren asks.
"Aw, man. Missed opportunity. I was expecting you to say 'you'." Armin says, smiling.
"ARMIN!" Annie punches Armin's arm.
"Hey! Come on, it would've been funny!" You feel your face grow hot.
"I think Eren's had enough sittings of me." you say. Eren smirks.
"Not even close to enough." he says. You glare at him.
"Oh, don't gimme that look. I was just messing with you." Eren says, his smirk turning into a soft smile.
"Whatever you wanna cook." he says.
"I'm sure whatever you make will taste amazing."
"Hmm. How's chicken pot pie?" you ask. Annie's eyes light up.
"YES!" she screams. Armin laughs.
"Annie's favourite dessert is pie. Annie, chicken pot pie is a din-"
"I know, I'm not a dumbass." Annie scoffs.
"Chicken pot pie would be amazing!" she says to you. You smile.
"Armin, Eren, are you okay with that?" you ask.
"Fine by me!" Armin says. Eren walks over to you. He takes his fingers and brushes moves some of your hair out of your face.
"Only if you forgive me for how much of an ass I was to you at the beach." he says.
"Is that your apology?" you ask. Eren tilts his head.
"What are you looking for, a ten page written apology letter?" he asks, in a sarcastic tone. You sigh.
"Never mind, Eren. Do you want to fucking chicken pot pie or not?"
"Whatever you make, I'll eat." Eren says.

Armin and Annie talk to each other over a glass of wine in Eren's living room, sitting on the couch. Eren won't leave your side in the kitchen.
"Don't you wanna go talk to them or something?" you ask, moving from one side of the kitchen to the other.
"It's couple talk, I'm not really down to be a third wheel right now." Eren says. You shake your head.
"So, have you seen Jean and Mikasa lately?" he asks, trying to make the awkwardness between you two disappear.
"No, but you know what I did see?"
"Hmm?"
"The highlight you made for me on your Instagram." you say. Eren's cheeks turn slightly pink.
"Ah, I expected you to see it sooner or later." Eren says, rubbing the back of his neck.
"And I didn't even know you had any pictures of me. I thought for sure you would have went on a fucking toddler tantrum and deleted any you had of me off of your phone." you respond.
"Hey, you're mad at me, but we're still a team. Y/n and Eren versus Jean and Mikasa." Eren says.
"You aren't mad at me too?" you ask.
"No. Well, I was, can't even lie to you there. Fucking slapping me across the face like that, and not even in a kinky way." Eren says, smiling.
"Will you cut out the sex talk? Horny bastard." you say. Eren laughs.
"Yeah, okay miss grind on me. I know you're a little freak deep down."
"Not like you'll ever find out."
"Oh, please. You can't resist me." Eren says walking closer to you and grabbing your waist from behind.
"Anyways, can't we just be civil again? I miss mocking you." he says in your ear, resting his cheek on your shoulder.
"I'll be civil, but I don't forgive you." you say, turning your head to him. Eren's eyes widen.
"What?"
"You gotta earn my love back, Eren." you smile, and he smiles back.
"Y'know, I always win the game of playing hard to get." Eren says.
"I'm not playing any game. We're just making Jean and Mikasa jealous, remember?"
"Is that all we do?" Eren leans in closer to you. Your noses are almost touching.
"Yeah, it is." you say. You try to make it less apparent that your heart is racing and there are butterflies in your stomach. Eren being so close to you makes you feel nervous, but you don't know why.
"Not budging tonight, huh?"
"Absolutely not. Not really in the mood for your stupid lust scenes to make your little girlfriend jealous, even if she's not here."
"You're my little girlfriend, though." Eren says. He leans back and puts his hands in his pockets. Your eyes widen.
"Just messin with ya. The perfect fake duo." Eren walks over to you again and pats your head.
"Don't fuck up those pies, now. Annie will fucking lose it." Eren laughs.
"Oh...Eren?" you say.
"Yeah?"
"I want to thank you again. For saving me from falling today. So, thank you."
Eren smiles at you.
"Well, you could have died, y/n. I wouldn't want my revenge to drop dead. Who else would make Jean jealous like you do?" Eren says.
"Well...I guess there are more attractive people that could easily get his attention." he adds.
"Are you fucking serious? I wish my skull cracked open." you say.
"Hey, don't say that. Even if you don't mean it." Eren says.
"Oh, I do mean it. I wouldn't have to be listening to you right now if I did."
"Ah, there's that bite back I've been missing." Eren giggles.
"No matter what I say, you say something back. Or do something back, like slap me."
"You get what you deserve." you say. You feel Eren get close to you again, his breath hot on your neck.
"Hit me again, then." he whispers. You feel your face grow hot.
"The fuck did he just say?" you think to yourself. You turn your body to face him.
"C'mon. You said I get what I deserve. Don't you think I deserve more than one?" Eren says, smirking at you. You hesitate, then you lightly slap him across the face. Eren laughs.
"Is that all you got? Maybe unattractive people are we-" You cut him off with another slap, and this time much harder. It stings your palm. Eren's head turns slightly due to how hard you hit him. He smiles.
"That's more like it. You're feisty tonight." he says.
"I'm not done." you say. You slap him again, just as hard as last time.
"We can take this upstairs if that's how you're feeling." Eren says, leaning close to your face. You feel your eyes widen.
"What? No way. I'm not fucking flirting with you, dumbass!"  you say, turning your body away from him and continue cooking.
"Hey, what's going on in there? Is everything okay?" you hear Armin call from Eren's living room.
"All good, man." Eren calls back. You feel Eren get close to your ear again.
"You can resist alllllll you want, y/n. I'll get you back for those." he whispers, and walks out of the kitchen.