(Whos surprised I havent done this yet-)
Cuphead: Oooooooh, Mugman, I got this new game called Five Nights at Freddy's, you wanna watch me?
Mugman: ...Oh would you look at the time, I'm gonna- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs out of the room*
Cuphead: ...Baby -_-
*Cuphead loads the game*
Cuphead: ._.
Cuphead: AHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Anyway, viewers, Grim dared me to play this game. Because I'm so good at video games and stuff-
Cuphead: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Elder Kettle: Cuphead if your that scared by the title screen theres no way your gonna be able to beat the game-
Cuphead: ZIP IT-!
Elder Kettle: EXCUSSSEEE ME?!
Cuphead: Nevermind :)
Elder Kettle: That's what I thought!
Cuphead: *in the Office* Alright, bots, heres the drill. Your gonna listen to ME, and ME from now on-!
*Bonnie jumpscare*
Cuphead: EAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *screams like a girl*
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Cuphead: *chillin in the Office*
Foxy: Swiggity swoogity, I'm comin for that booty!
Cuphead: Thats such a 2014 meme, dude.
Foxy: ..*jumpscare*
Cuphead: **GIRL SCREAM**
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Cuphead: *banging his head on the monitor* I've tried this over 2 MILLION TIMES ALREADY!Mugman: And what Night are you on?
Cuphead: ...Night 1
Mugman: PFFFFFT-
Cuphead: Hey, Mugman, be quiet! Night 1 is difficult!
Mugman: Yeah, ok. *walks off*
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Cuphead: *starts the game and is killed by Freddy immediately*Cuphead: WHAT?! WHAT?!!?!?!??!
Mugman: lol
Cuphead: >:(
Mugman: You ok?
Cuphead: Yeah.
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*Cuphead makes it to 2 AM*
Cuphead: Alrighty, just press R and-
*The power automatically goes out*
Cuphead; WAITNO! I DIDNT MEAN IT! FREDDY DONT KILL ME! I MADE YOU FLOWERS-!
**FREDDY JUMPSCARE**
Cuphead: AHHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Cuphead: ...
Cuphead:
Cuphead: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *goes on a rampage, and starts to play Garry's Mod, blowing up EVERY animatronic ever in a fit of rage.* WAHBSDJHBWSKJNHBEV HWNMBDNMS VEBHIWJHGVHI(JUHBGV NMKJHBVGBHJUHB VBHJU*HV BHI(*UJHB VBJI)(IJUHB VBI(JUHYBGWVS@HBW VDBSI(JUBH VWHI(JUBHSDIJHBW GHD(JHEBE(IJHBF IDJNHB HU(IHYBG$E(IWHBD#WU(EBGV DGV *YH&UGV# WYG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cuphead: DID YOU GUYS GET WHAT YOU WANTED?! MY FNAF VIDEO!? WELL THERE YOU ARE!! AHAAHAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Cuphead Adventures!
RandomGoofy, Silly, funny texts from all the civilians! Made this a long time ago!