A/N I wanted to make this, so, let me ask a few questions. One, did you laugh? Two, what was your favorite memory? And three, who's your favorite character.... (Be honest)
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Mugman: #Cupheadisaidiot2k18
CUphead: #MugmansSassy2k18
Grim Matchstick: #Stop_going_at_each_others_throats2k18
Werner Werman: ???
Wally Warbles: They're fighting again, aren't they?
Werner Werman: Ja!
Grim Matchstick: Yep!
Baroness Von Bon Bon: COME ON, I WAS USING MY CANDY FLOSS AND I GET 30 MINUTES OF RINGING/BEEPING FROM YOU GUYS! BOYS ARE SO STUPID!!!!
Grim Matchstick: HEY!!!
Cuphead: SERIOUSLY DUDE!?
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Baldi: Problem 3, everyone! What is jshsshdhvebhgshdbshdhejd plus wdjhfejdnshhdfbcvrfhsujhfu8y3479wieur times erjfheuhdhyehrbhf plus whdnjkjbhjs plus hhsd devided by ejswdusjjuew equals?
*CHIRP, CHIRP*
Psycarrot: HOW IS ANYONE SUPPOSE TO ANSWER THAT!?
Cuphead: Uhh...s dhwhgdhs
Baldi: You did it! Congratulations!
Everyone: *really silent and shocked*
Baldi: Wait, THATS WRONG!!!! GRRRRRRRRR!!!
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Cuphead: How long do you think it will be before Elder Kettle finds out?
Mugman: I don't know.
Elder Kettle: BOYS!
Cuphead: oh shoot, I think he found out
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Cuphead: Umm.. Moetato, you dropped something
Moetato: Uhh..........
Grim Matchstick: It was Moetato!
Cuphead: *GASP*!!!!
Mugman: Shame on you!
Cuphead: Well, I guess this story came to a happy ending *Drops the same thing*
Grim Matchstick: IT WAS ALSO CUPHEAD!!!!
Cuphead: Dang it.
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Mugman: The only way you would be trapped was if you were in a-
Cuphead: a box?
Mugman: Yeah, exactly! Wait, what!?
Cuphead: I'M IN A BOX NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Uh, muggy?
Mugman: Yes?
Cuphead: Can you get me out?
Mugman: *gasps*-
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Cuphead: Spoiler alert... HE SAID NO!
Mugman: -_-
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Mugman:-----No! *walks away*
Cuphead: AHHH! GET ME OUTTA HERE I HATE THE DARK MAMA AHHH WHY IS THAT APPENING I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO NOW I WANTA STRAWBERRYKETCHUPPIE!!!! AS WELL AS A CUPCAKE SURPRISE!! MEOW MEOW MEOW
*Transition since this has a lot of astrics (*)
Cuphead: I'M BORED!!!!
Mugman: Why? We're playing UNO?
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Cuphead Adventures!
RandomGoofy, Silly, funny texts from all the civilians! Made this a long time ago!
