A/N: I'm doing Cuphead Texts differently from now on! Bold font will be when they're actually texting, and Blank font will be when it's a adventure.
Cuphead: Huh, where am I?!
Baldi: Let's go camping!!!!
Cuphead: O_O *remembering everything* Do I have, too?!
Baldi: YOU BETTA GET IN MY DANG TRUCK!
Cuphead:..... okay...
*2 seconds later
Baldi: All you have to do is collect sticks and keep the fire going!!
Cuphead: Got it!!! *runs off*
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Cuphead: Hmm.. So all I have to do is keep the fire going... Ooh, a stick!!! *picks up a few sticks and starts walking back to the fire*
Bully: Give me those sticks!
Cuphead:...........NO!
Bully: Give me it!
Cuphead: No!
Bully: GIVE ME IT!
Cuphead: NONONONONONONO!!! GO AWAY!
Bully: *takes the sticks*
Cuphead: *screams like a girl, and grabs more sticks, until.. .*
Cloudy Copter: *blows on the fire* Ima ruin this cup's entire career! *continues blowing until suddenly, he gets sacked by Cuphead with ze stick* I-I.... *whimpers, starts crying, and runs off*.
Cuphead: *spits. Suddenly he sees the fire* ._. *there is none* I REFUSE TO GET THE SLAPPY-SLAP AGAIN!!!!! *starts running, suddenly... he hears the ruler slapping so fast, and Baldi running at Sonic speed.* OH CRAAAAAAAAAAAA-
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Cuphead Adventures!
RandomGoofy, Silly, funny texts from all the civilians! Made this a long time ago!
