Cuphead: Golly, that party was INSANE. We made such a mess!!!!
Mugman: No... You did...
Cuphead: Mugman, Knuckles drank so much root beer last night!
Mugman: NO WONDER WE GOT GROUNDED!
Knuckles the Echidna: I DID NOT! I ONLY DRANK ABOUT 24 BOTTLES!!! AND I DID NOT GO THAT CRAZY!!!
Cuphead: Uhh... Knuckles... You hugged Mugman's old stuffed bear, starting singing "Baby" by Justin Bieber, took off your gloves, threw them in punch, drank them, put on new gloves, drank more root beer, almost DROWNED yourself in water, and passed out on the rug.
Knuckles: Oh frick... I seriously hope Sonic and Tails weren't there!
Cuphead: Don't worry, they weren't!
Knuckles: Thank god... *leaves*
Cuphead: *whispers* They're gonna be teasing him for months...
Mugman: *facepalms*
Cuphead: What even fully happened?!
****last night*****
Cuphead: Man, this party will be awesome!
Mugman: I guess...
Cuphead: Ooh, our first guest! *opens the door*
Knuckles: Hi! I'm here for some Root Beer!
Cuphead: uhh... Make yourself at home
"****" *
Cuphead: Animators too lazy to tell what fully happened, so we'll cut it into segments.
*************
Cuphead: Knuckles, you're getting too crazy with that... What are you-?
Knuckles: BABY BABY BABY OOOOOOOOOOOO. LIKE BABY BABY BABY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *dancing with Mugman's old teddy bear*
Incineroar: Hmph... *annoyed face, but smirking*
Sonic and Tails: Uh.. Uhhhh... Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahha!!!! *laughs so hard*
Sans: Hahahahahahhahahaha, the echidna is gonna get wrecked.
Cuphead: Uhh... *starts laughing*
Incineroar: *smiling, then starts laughing*
Mugman: Dude... *sighs*
Cuphead: we need to hide that root beer...
Sonic: Wow, and Knucklehead tells me I go crazy!
***
Elder Kettle: Boys, while you're cleaning, you can also tell me what happened, so I can add onto your punishment!
***
Knuckles: *passes out on the rug*
Sonic and Tails: *writing on his back: "I LOOZ! I OWE SONNNIC ALL MY MONIE!"* *chuckling*
Tails: Wow, you gonna get wrecked, Knuckles.
Cuphead: Well, Mugs, Imma go get some punch!
Mugman: I wouldn't.. Knuckles dropped his gloves in there...
Cuphead: *sigh* aw man....
Mugman: Yea, he gets crazy with that can.
Cuphead: So, should we party now, or...? OH MY GOLLY, INCINEROAR NO!!!! BAD KITTY!
Mugman: Cuphead, what's wro- *looks up and gasps*
Incineroar: *swinging on the chandelier, which is getting set on fire*
Cuphead: O_O
Mugman: Incineroar, please get off... Seriously.
Incineroar: *looks at Mugman, and gets off*
Cuphead: Why doesn't he listen to me?!
Mugman: MAYBE BECAUSE YOU SCREAM AT HIM!
Cuphead: *not noticing the chandelier* Well, that's oddly rude!
Mugman: THAT'S NOT A COMPLETE SENTENCE!
Cuphead: YEPPITY-YEP-YEP-YEP!
*The chandelier falls on the floor, starting a fire*
Cuphead: Well, golly!
Mugman: AHH! CUPPY, GET THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER!
Cuphead: Alright! *grabs it, and blows out the fire, leaving a big burn mark across the hallway and the mantel*
Mugman: *sighs*
Cuphead: A-a-a-a-a-a-a--a--a-a--a-a-a-a---a-a--aa-a-a-a-hhhhhhH! *running away from Incineroar*
Mugman: CUPHEAD! DID YOU SMACK HIM!?
Cuphead: MAYBE!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Mugman: Everything is getting messy! Cuppy! We need to stop!
Cuphead: Nope... *parties wildly*
***
Mugman: And so eventually we all ran to the mall, hijacked a new car, and-
Elder Kettle: WAIT WHAT?!
Cuphead: Yeah, it's parked outside :)
Elder Kettle: *facepalms*
The End... whatever
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Cuphead Adventures!
RandomGoofy, Silly, funny texts from all the civilians! Made this a long time ago!
