Quick Author's Note:
Alex, 14 days since last post... seriously? You r slacking man!!
No, no, shut up.... And yes, as that person (???: It's funny cause he used it as a example) was saying. It's been 2 weeks since Back to Chatting. And I have had many things to do. Mainly Cuphead Texts: The Movie, been reaching out to all those crossovers! I have 6 or 5 in the works right now! I've also been working on Detective Sally (which is long overdue), Dragon's Candy, Doomsday, and The Cat that Wanders on my main account, AlexSaldivarGames. Cuphead Texts, the main series, kinda slipped from my mind while I was working on those! Just because we're in quarintine (2019-2020 pandemic if you're reading 10 yrs from now) doesn't mean I'm still busy! Thanks, just wanted to get that off my chest, please enjoy the text!
Shoutout of the Texts: Multi4
Cuphead: Hmm... I wonder what's on tv? *grabs the remote* Its probably gonna be really interesting!! *turns on the telly*
*channel change*
Welcome to..... ChiPotle (totally not a ripoff of another popular co.)
We sell coffee! March
Owner: At ChiPotle, we sell boring stuff that we call Caffeine. ChiPotle is all around the globe. Look at these reviews!
Lady: This stuff is disgusting! It is pure sugar! It promotes Weight Loss, Citing Jobs, WRONG! Don't go to-
Owner: You want your money?! Then be quiet! Anyway, ChiPotle will cure Weight, and help you find jobs that'll make you money!!
*channel change*
Previously on.... Action-FighferrY
Action: Nooooooooooooooooo-!
Now...
Fightferd: This I gonna hurt!!
Action: I can get on it!!!
To Be Continued
*channel change*
Loser; Hello, I am loser, i stink.
Lucky: I'm LuckY! I get really lucky at times!
???: WHO IS GONNA JUMP?!?!?!??! EENI, MEENI, MINII, MO, YOU, LOSER!!"
Loser: Wait, no!!! AHHHHHHHHH! *splat*
Lucky: I guess I got lucky there ;)
*Audience laugh*
*Channel change*
Now order the newest Sonic game! (Cuphead: *gasp* :D) Fighter Sonic Fighter Hedgehog 3! With extreme graphics:
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(Cuphead: D:)
And with a incredible soundtrack, here is some notes:
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Cuphead Adventures!
RandomGoofy, Silly, funny texts from all the civilians! Made this a long time ago!
