A/N I have a crazy imagination XDDDDDD
Cuphead: Yay! I can't wait to watch a movie!
Mugman: Yeah, me either!
Elder Kettle: Boys, now this movie was terrible in theaters, are you sure you don't want to see something else? Like "Cats" or "Titanic" (Which is surprisingly in theaters after all this time)?
Cuphead: NO WAY! This is "Something: The Movie" we're talking about!!
Mugman: Yeah! Apparently it has 1. Kung-fu action! 2. Karate, and 3. judo!
Elder Kettle: Those all mean karat-
Cuphead: Hurry! Lets buy our popcorn and drinks! The movie is starting soon!
Elder Kettle: Fine *whispers* this is a waste of good money...
****In the movie theater****
Cuphead: Whew! Glad we made it!
Elder Kettle: *sarcastically* Yay....
Mugman: Umm... gramps, are you alright?
Elder Kettle: Yeah, I guess...
Mugman: Hey cups, you wanna watch a different movie?
Cuphead: NAAAAAAWWW!
Mugman: Meh, me and Kettle are gonna watch "Titanic"!
Cuphead: Okay, bye!
Announcer: "Something: The Movie" will now begin!!!
Cuphead: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! *Crunching on popcorn*
Baroness Von Bon Bon: Please be quiet, I'm trying to watch a movie!
Cuphead: *quietly* Num num num....
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SomethingMovie Productions Presents....
SOMETHING THE MOVIE
(Best title)
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Golden: What are you talking about, that wasn't even a logo!
Cuphead: HEY, SHUT IT! WE'RE TRYING TO WATCH A MOVIE!
Golden: Hmph!
*****
Daniel( A bad CGI model): HIHIHIHIHIHI MOMMMM
MOMMMM: HIIIIIhihihihi Sonny!
Daniel: dodododdododododo i have to walk to school???????
MOMMMM: Yeahahahaha.
Daniel: You suck...
MOMMMM: WHAT YOU SAY!?!?!?!?
Daniel: Nothing, nothing, nothing!!!!!!!! *leaves*
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Golden: *groans* This movie.... is so stupid, why'd I pay too see this!
Cuphead: WHOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH*
Werner Werman: *Just looking at it...... and explodes*
Golden: How many people- *Looks around, only him and Cuphead* *sighs*
*******
Villain: I AM THE VILLAIN I WILL DESTROY YOUR HOME AND WHO YOU LUV!!
Daniel: OH NO NO NO NO, I WILL PLAY A FLUTE TUNE FOR YOU TO GO AWAY!!
Daniel's Flute:
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Golden: NOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE RECORDER MEM- *explodes*
Cuphead: WHOOOOOO!!! BEST SONG EVVVVVVVEEERRRR!
Kitty: YOU MAY NOT WATCH THIS CUPHEAD!!! *plays this video*
Cuphead: *flies off* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *explodes*
*****
Daniel: *finished* You defeated.
Villain: nonononono *dies*
Daniel: Yayyayayyayayayayayayata I defeated him..
The End
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Janitor: *comes in, looks all over the place, no one is there* Meh, no one likes this movie anyway.
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RandomGoofy, Silly, funny texts from all the civilians! Made this a long time ago!
