A/N This episode kind of connects/happens in the same time-period with the next episode, Cagney and the Weed, which is also a two-parter. So that's why Cagney appears so much asking weird questions/talking about the Weed and such. So enjoy! Also, NO, THIS ISN'T A JURAH EPISODE! I've also spread on a few references to tv shows! Try to find some!
**Interview 1
Cuphead: Honestly, if you asked me, what I wanted for a birthday. I would've said a Premium, but NOPE! After this whole expierence, I just... just can't!
Incineroar: *spazzed out* Gabba-gabba roar! (It was terrifying)
*
Elder Kettle: Hey boys, I got you a present!
Cuphead: *gasp* What is it?!
Elder Kettle: *shows them the new toy* It's called a Premium. It can be played with sort of like a phone! I put parental controls however, because mostly of Mr. Cup over here. It's the new trend, you know! *walks out of the room*
Cuphead: Eh, I would rather play Smash Bros and use my phone. Mugs, you can have it! *walks off*
Mugman: *looks at it and turns it on*
Device: Please put in your name and age
Mugman: *types* Mugman and 12.
Device: Premium Loading
**The Device changes
Mugman: ...Wow! *starts zapping ghosts, playing Pac-Man, and more*
*4 Hours Later*
Cuphead: Hey, Mugs! Ya wanna play some ball?
Mugman: *too busy playing* Nah, i-i'm too busy!
Cuphead: Doing what?
Mugman: B-beating ghosts up...
Cuphead: Uhh... Okay, I'm gonna talk with Wally, bye... *leaves*
Mugman: Hey Cuppy... Guess what.
Cuphead: Yeh?
Mugman: See ya around!
Mugman: *whispers to himself* Maybe this could make me a better person.
*2 hours later*
Mugman: *read through many fake and untrue ways of being assertive, kind, and cool* I can be cool now! But.. I should test it out on people.
Cuphead: (calling from downstairs) Mugs, time for dinner!
Mugman: No!
Cuphead: What? But Mugs-
Mugman: I DON'T WANT TOO, AND I CAN EAT AT MY OWN TIME, NOW LEAVE ME ALONE! *squeals happily* Now I'm cool!
**downstairs
Cuphead: Uhh... Whatever you say... *confused as crud*
**Dinner
Elder Kettle: Cuppy, may I ask, where is your brother?
Cuphead: I called him, and then he yelled at me that he can eat at his own time and when he wants...
*knock, knock*
Elder Kettle: Huh? *opens it*
Cagney Carnation: Hey, Kettle. I need to tell you I found this... odd creature... *shows Elder Kettle* Do you know what it is?
Elder Kettle: Hmm... Come to my room... Cuppy, you continue eating... Keep an eye on your younger brother.
Cagney Carnation: What do you-?
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Cuphead Adventures!
RandomGoofy, Silly, funny texts from all the civilians! Made this a long time ago!
