Mr. Stageplay: Hello, Honey! What is the next show your gonna plan?
Sally Stageplay: I need a show that will blow people's socks off! Not just my usual show.
Mr. Stageplay: How are you gonna do that?
Sally Stageplay: I'll make a show that will blow people's socks off! You can do this, Buddy! I'll be right back!
***The night of the Show***
Cuphead: *sigh* I hope this show isn't as distasteful as the last one. It was awful!
Mugman: Yeah, that was bad. It was a disaster!
Cuphead: Well, let's look at it!
*The Show is Now Starting
Knuckles the Echidna: *holding a rope that lifts a sign, and lifts it, and pants*
The Sign: "Sally's Dunktastic, Totally Radical, Amazing Show!"
Cuphead: Huh?!
Sally Stageplay: *in a car* Hey, you wicked trash!! Let's get groovy!
Knuckles: *whispers* This is getting kinda heavy, so I have to hold it the whole show?!
Sally Stageplay: *gives him another sign* Lift this one!
Knuckles: *sighs, and lifts up Sign 2*
Sign 2: "Scene 1: The RADICAL Fight"
Knuckles; *panting, his face starts sweating*
*Note The signs are like 10000 lbs big. Knuckles.... sorry, brother...
Sally: Can it you!!
*Scene 1
Sally: This is radical, man! We are so groovy and lit!!
Cuphead: *cringing*
Officer: Hey man! Stop with ya bad attitudes. Or we have to drop the bombshell!
Sally: Nah, fam, I'm good!
*they start a "epic police chase"
Officer: VROOM VRROM
Sally: SKIRRRRT
Sally: *gives Knuckles another rope and whispers* LIFT!
Knuckles: *barely able to get it off the ground, and shakily lifts it in the air*
Sign 3: *SCENE 2: THE POPO CHASE*
Sally: This is radical, man! We'll escape those freeloaders like no tomorrow. Radical! Sick! Swag! Awesome!!!
Knuckles: *face turning really red, and panting*
Tails: I-is... Knuckles okay??
Sonic: Umm... How big were those signs again?
Officer: 10 thousand pounds, and 24 inches.
Knuckles: *the rope starts pulling him* U-uh oh!!!
Cuphead: LOOK OUT!!!
Knuckles: *lets go, the weight bearing too much*
*All three signs fall on Knuckles, and pieces shatter everywhere, scarring some people, and making dust on the rest*
Cuphead/Other people: *get out of the rubble* O-ow...
Cuphead: Think I cracked a little...
Elder Kettle: Is everyone alright?
Cuphead: *looks at everyone and realizes* Knuckles!!!
*A uncomfortable moan comes from under the signs*
Cuphead: He'll be okay.... I think...
Officer: Everyone out!!
**2 hours later: Sally texts her husband
Sally: *sighs* You know, that was supposed to end better. I
Mr. Stageplay: What do you think?! Your volunteer ended in the hospital, with many injuries. Your building owner is charging $23,000 for the damage, which is our life savings, and, lastly, to make things worse, Knuckles is making us pay for his hospital fees! Which is another $175 down the drain!! And our shows will have a reputation and- *realized she's gone* Sally?
*Mr. Stageplay sees a note
You will pay for those, or else you will sleep on the couch
Sally
Mr. Stageplay: *just sighs*
**Epilouge
Knuckles: *on the hospital bed, with a broken leg and broken arm, sighs* This is why I hate volunteering...
*This is for people who like detail
*2 notes are on the desk
1st note:
Hope you feel better!
Sonic + Tails
2nd note:
You are a monkey
Rouge❤
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Cuphead Adventures!
RandomGoofy, Silly, funny texts from all the civilians! Made this a long time ago!
